Friday, June 6th 2003
last update: 3:30am


[singsong] on the road again.... we are on the road again.

this weekend we are invading the esplande in new orleans! if you happen to be down that way this weekend, come give us a zeo hey, or just a regular 'hey'. the choice it totally open. :D

anyway, we're going to be spending three extra days in new orleans so we're not 100% sure of our updating schedule... this might be one of the last updates until thursday. oooooooooor it might not be ;) we're not sure yet.


so we all know that in a little under two weeks we will have the next pokemon expansion out. and to remind us of all the features packed into this release, nintendo has graced us with a press release. lets take a look....

REDMOND, Wash., June 5, 2003 - Nintendo of America Inc., now the distributor of both video and trading card games for the Pokémon franchise, announces an exciting expansion to the Pokémon Trading Card Game with the June 18th release of Pokémon-e TCG: EX Ruby and Sapphire.  The newest addition to the popular trading card game features EXpanded playability, EXciting all-new Pokémon and EXtreme new strategies.

The highly successful release of the Pokémon Ruby & Sapphire for Game Boy® Advance games this March has sold nearly 2 million copies.  Pokémon-e Trading Card Game EX Ruby and Sapphire introduces over 40 new characters from those games - the first new Pokémon for the franchise since October 2000.  The Pokémon-e TCG cards include the fiery Torchic, the cool Treecko and the tiny and surprising Mudkip, while favorites like Mewtwo and Magmar return as  Pokémon-ex with updated and exciting new rules.  These new cards bring the total number of unique Pokémon characters to nearly 400!

Pokémon-e TCG: EX Ruby and Sapphire are completely compatible with previous Pokémon Trading Card Game releases and for the first time allows 2-on-2 Pokémon battles.  The new set also introduces the new high-risk, high reward Pokémon-ex characters - powerful creatures with more hit points and stronger attacks

"Given the overwhelming success of the recent video game launch, the addition of more than 40 new characters, as well as the exciting new strategic play options, we are anticipating a phenomenal demand for this new release.  Existing players and newcomers alike will have a great time collecting and playing with this newly expanded version of the Pokémon-e TCG," says Gail Tilden, Nintendo's Vice President, Brand Management.

The expansion set features eight of the challenging Pokémon-ex; and updated rules streamlining game play and enhancing strategic deck building.  The innovative e-Reader function allows players to access EXtra Pokédex information from their Pokémon-e cards, helping to redefine the game for both players and collectors.

Pokémon-e TCG: EX Ruby and Sapphire theme decks and booster packs go on sale June 18th with a MSRP of $10.99 for the theme decks and $3.29 for the booster packs.  Each pack features nine randomly inserted game cards (five common, two uncommon, one rare, one reverse holo).  Theme decks include a 60 card deck, plus one holographic card, a card list, game coin, damage counters and an updated rulebook.  Nintendo's Game Boy Advance and e-Reader are required to access the data on the card.

mark it on your calender. in twelve days we'll have to update our collections (and decks) yet again...

well... except if you are going to origins or gencon... then i mean whatever you do DON'T update your deck. the last legal set for those two events is skyridge, so you dont want to be caught without a deck at those events.

speaking of origins and gencon, we have the weekly wotc chat posted for you to look at, including marril and his endless plight for the green stampers. hmmm... perhaps we should set up a 'send marril green stampers' fund... [marks it on his list of things to do]


hmmm.... neither poink NOR mini are around to make up an introduction for poor lil porygon, our equation card of the day.... so i'll have to do it myself.

OOOOOOOOR, i could burst into the chatroom, pick a random zeophyte and make THEM do one. ....that sounds like an excellent idea.

[bursts into 247]
ech: WHO IS ALIVE?!
[ech looks around]
Elroy: o_o. i am
ech: you don't count. i need someone whom i can't normally issue to do things
Elroy: oh
[ech waits]
ech: okay, fine. you win. elroy, write me an intro
Elroy: ...an intro for what?
ech: gah! do i have to explain EVERYTHING!
Elroy: oh
ech: just write me an intro!
Elroy: AND NOW FOR YOUR VIEWING ENJOYMENT THE GREAT SPECTACULAR THING THAT'S BELOW THE INTRO!

Elroy: not tib
ech: HYPER TY— oh
Hyper Tiberious: hey!
Elroy: he's not great and spectacular
Hyper Tiberious: err, did I miss something?
Hyper Tiberious: and who are you to tell me I'm not "great and spectacular"?
ech: works for me
[ech rambles back off to the update]


quote of the day:

elroy: people will buy a new version of anything if you add a plus to it
kyatt: hehe. zeo plus.

 
Thursday, June 5th 2003
last update: 3:00am


hmmm.... what should we have for today? i suppose i could pull a story off the forums that seems to have everyone talking. ...at least in SOME capacity. :D

anyway before we get into that lets get the REAL update information out of the way. as you all know, today is the wotc weekly chat, so be on the lookout for that at 6est/3pst. maybe we can find out what/if there is a best promo number 10.... and if its what the rumor says it is. [the rumor says its cleffa... i dont know if i like rumors...] and i dunno... maybe get an idea of how many more weekly chats there'll be.

its kinda winding up. i mean nintendo is releasing pokemon ex ruby/sapphire in just under two weeks... and they are starting a card of the day feature on monday, where we can preview 10 cards from the new set on ten consecutive days. i dunno.... i know that i personally cant wait to see some more of the new cards. >_< of course the new cards means new scans, and new scans means new blanks and new blanks means..... aaargh.

also to promote the new set of cards, the pokemon center is having another extravaganza, and yet again it happens to be during the weekend when pure is out of town. :( we reeeeally gotta lobby to have these things held on tuesday afternoon or something. :D

Do we know how to throw a party or what?  Right on the heels of our wildly successful Pokémon Rocks event, we're throwing another celebration – this time for the new, sure-to-be-huge Pokémon-e TCG: EX Ruby and Sapphire!

These new cards will feature powerful Pokémon from Pokémon Ruby and Pokémon Sapphire, along with a few surprises as well (check out our feature in the trading card section coming soon!)

Don't know how to play? Don't worry – at the Pokémon EXtreme event, we're hosting a Pokémon-e Trading Card Game School, complete with information, strategies, and inside tips from the experts themselves.

We'll also have Radio Disney's Party Patrol on hand, featuring a special concert performance by former Dream Street artist Greg Raposo.

Of course we'll have our usual slate of awesome balloon sculptures, face-painters, contests, prizes, and giveaways. Put this EXtreme event on your calendar, and be there to “get decked” with the big boys on June 14th!

sounds like another great event! too bad we'll miss it :/ ah well.. maybe we can get the cards by then and make up for it, nyo? ...i cant believe i just said nyo.


ech: poink, write an intro
Poinko: ¬_¬
Poinko: here goes. 'look, it's alakazam!'. like it?
ech: no.
Poinko: :'(
Poinko: but i worked so hard on it. that's 5 seconds of my life i'll never get back! that's 25 keystrokes of my life i'll never get to undo!
ech: just do an intro and spare the drama
Poinko: but that was my best subject in high school
mini: drama! lol!
Poinko: im not good at writing intros. you do a far better job of it, ech
mini: whats an intro
Poinko: something that introduces something else. you know like, when conan o'brien says stupid jokes at the beginning of his show
mini: (Mental picture shows up in ur mind........ suddenly you hit a bar) then ur alakazem hits one too what a dork.... wait hes already a dork well here it is

Poinko: wow, that's even better than what ech does! i want that for my intro!!!
ech gives in: ....fine....
Poinko: what? it's a literary masterpiece! you're giving Shakespeare a real run for his money, mini
mini: lol


ok..... since its rather long i wont post it here, but i do urge everyone to go visit the topic about the great snuckluck and smores. its full of good latenight humor at its best. and then it makes the quote of the day actually make sense.

...more sense.

....a BIT more sense.

....okay, it really does nothing to make the quote of the day more understandable. but read it anyway.

snuckluck!

ang: there i was, minding my own buisiness and my cell phone rang. so i answered it, and the great snuckluck was talking to me, telling me about how i should spread the praise of it...and uh...believe in him again.. i swear. ...it knows my phone number...


Wednesday, June 4th 2003
last update: 2:30am


alright! its the fourth of juuuuuuuuuuu-une! which means only one more month until the fourth of july. of course the fourth of june really has no bearing on much, but we do have a nice amount of update fodder for you, so lets head off and take a look, shall we?



well, the other deck profiles were so well received, gloomster is back for another look at architypes. today we focus on the InSaNiTy deck of yore...

Hi all! Gloom here again with another Deck Profile! Tonight's subject is Insanity, the deck which is easily accredited to the way we play the game today. A bit more of a historical edge to this one, should be interesting for both those new to the game, and those who remember the days when Insanity ruled supreme. ;D

um.... well, gloom actually just said everything i did. or rather i said everything he did but before he did. right? [scratches his head] but if i said it before he did but he actually said all that much earlier than i said it that means that i'm copying him before he actually said it..... [clutches his head]

quick little update to the promo page.... and by quick little update i mean adding the cards for the past year that we kinda forgot to... ^_^'

anyway, marril and mt both helped get this page in order.... adding new scans, updating information, you know the stuff that makes the page... well... the page! we still have to add all the jumbo battlezone cards as well as the new pokemon ruby/sapphire ones.... but we dont want to have all the fun in one day do we? [besides.... i kinda forgot to get mt to scan them.... ^_^']


and lastly we have some new work from the palate of poink.

first we have a cool new equation card, the killer kadabra!

and he also created an interesting new energy card. one thing i really liked about the ecard sets is the cool new things they did with the energy cards. except retro energy. i dont like that one ;)

can you tell me how to get?

ech: WOOOOOOT
ech: SESAME STREET TECHNO REMIX!
ang: i thought you passed the sesame street one
Mars: SESAME STREET TECHNO REMIX?!
ech: TOTALLY!
ech: no, i passed the smurfs
ech: i DO have morals, neo

 


Tuesday, June 3rd 2003
last update: 3:30am


hard to believe its june already... seems like just yesterday it was may... you know that joke would have been slightly funnier had i been doing this on the first instead of the third.... ^_^'

anyway, we're here to start the first week of june, and hopefully we'll have a couple new and exciting things for you later in the week, but for now we have.... [checks]

PROMOS!



we have the end of an era and the start of a new one tonight... we have not only one of the last pokemon promos put out by wizards, but we also have the very first promo card from nintendo!

first off, there are only a couple new cards coming from the presses at wizards of the coast. the best series is coming to an end... :( tonight we have a picture of best promo number 8, as well as number 9! both of these are winner promos at battlezone.... and if calculations are correct these might be the last two promos from wotc.... ever. :(

remember when triple attack pokemon didnt exist?
now all we need is scyther, zapdos, and tyranitar
i didnt mention snorlax or moltres cause.... well, i mean come on...

and now, we have the first ever english promo from nintendo! one of the first japanese promos which came in coro coro, is now available in english, in the current issue of scrye magazine.


unfortunately thats all we have for you tonight, but we're working on some things that we can hopefully have for later this week... just wait and see :D

and now, a story about obeying the law :

Jolt: how stupid am i? me and my friend were driving along came a red light, so we stopped.
Jolt: two minutes... three minutes... four minutes... the cars behind us went around. we just sat there.
Jolt: for how long? ask me how long
ech: how long?
Jolt: one and a half hours
ech: o_ô
Jolt: there was a gas station across the way and the guy kept pointing at us and telling people
Jolt: and the light we were at was red, the sign said "no right on red". illegal to make a u-turn right in the middle of the road... so we were stuck. we even turned off the car at one point
Jolt: up comes a cop. he rolls up next to us with the window down, and hes like "we have a problem here"
Jolt: we were thinking "oh great..."
Jolt: and hes like "...your headlights are off" and he drove away
Mars: O_o
Jolt: little did he know... the whole car was off!
ech: what a loser
Mars: joke's on him!
Jolt: cause we knew the light was broken
ech: totally
Jolt: so we were sitting there just to sit. every time a person came up behind us we timed them
ech: how did you escape?
Jolt: broke the law
Jolt: went through the red light

the moral of the story? the first line should have been 'my friend and i' not 'me and my friend.' [ech nods knowingly]

 


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