funny sayings
word of the day, catch phrase of the day, other raillery


word of the day!
improve your vocabulary at wotc chats!

you could always give us a word of the day....
master_trainer_mike says, "Bogart!"
master_trainer_mike says , "As in, sttop bogarting all the fries!"
master_trainer_mike says , "of course, that's slang :)"
darkmt_mike says, ",roll's eyes."

 

catch phrase of the week:

And don`t forget the Prase of the Day too...;-)
master_trainer_mike says , "Stop bogarting all of the fries!!!!!!!!"
master_trainer_mike says , "There you go :)"

 

Hmmmm.....what about Lobster?I saw several of you guys bogarting all the Lobster when we ate at the Rockin Baja Lobster...
darkmt_mike says, "Yes...Yes that woulf be true!"
master_trainer_mike says , "not me, not into eating sea spiders myself......"

 

purity says... poor snappy the lobster
darkmt_mike says, "He gave his life...for tourism!"

 

 

other funny stuff:

 

darkmt_mike says, "Hi! Welcome to the chat! MTP is gone this week so I'm subbing in!"
master_trainer_mike says , "OHHH WE"RE THE BOYS FROM THE CHORUS!"
master_trainer_mike says , "WE HOPE YOU LIKE OUR SHOW!"
master_trainer_mike says , "WE KNOW YOU"RE ROOTING FOR US!"
master_trainer_mike says , "BUT NOW WE HAVE TO GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
darkmt_mike says, "So you can expect some shinnanigans!"
darkmt_mike says, "Great singing!"
master_trainer_mike says , "Fasten your seat belts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
darkmt_mike says, "Just what I wanted to hear!"

 

So, MTM, how was NY?
master_trainer_mike says , "I didn't go to NY....."
master_trainer_mike says , "So...ummm....fine?"
darkmt_mike says, "He went for his annual "check up""
darkmt_mike says, "It is mandatory if you know what I mean..."

 

purity says... yeah, how can he go to ny and not give me a call? ;)

master_trainer_mike says , "Right! Wouldn't want to miss out on Purity's down home cooking!!!"
darkmt_mike says, "Yeah. He would have called!"
master_trainer_mike says , "No questions?"
darkmt_mike says, "No more questions?"
master_trainer_mike says , "No quandries?"
darkmt_mike says, "Hmm."
master_trainer_mike says , "No quirky quips or quotes?"
darkmt_mike says, "Let's not let him sing this early!"
master_trainer_mike says , "I am so tired, not sure I can sing much for you, any questions instead?"
darkmt_mike says, "Let's question them."

 

on the subject of cheese......

DO you liak cheese, i liak cheese its silly :)
darkmt_mike says, "ah...is this a trick question?"
master_trainer_mike says , "are you from the cheese board?"
darkmt_mike says, "If I say I like holy cheese is that swiss or made by monks?"

 

rocha's a spy for the Wisconsin government!
darkmt_mike says, "Or the Packers!"
master_trainer_mike says , "I do like their hats....."

 

If rocha was a spy for Wisconsin, I would know...you didn't hear that.
darkmt_mike says, "No I read it!"

 

on the subject of lord of the rings.....

darkmt_mike says, "Who is going to LOTR this Wed?"

 

sensei says... I bought my ticket last week! :-)
darkmt_mike says, "Yeah. So did I..I can't wait!"

 

what's LOTR?
darkmt_mike says, "Oh! You don't know?"

 

me!
darkmt_mike says, "Excellent!"
master_trainer_mike says , "he doesn't know...my precious!"
darkmt_mike says, "Lord of the Rings!"
master_trainer_mike says , "how odd it is....my precious!"

  

I might, but I still need to see Harry Potter (dum dum dum)
master_trainer_mike says , "it is yummy? goeey?"
master_trainer_mike says , "is it scrumptuous, my precious?!?!?!"
darkmt_mike says, "HP was pretty good."

 

puritys says... i'm planning to go....
darkmt_mike says, "I'm so excited..I'm even going to let Gengar bay sit himself"

 

I'm going as a ringwraith!
darkmt_mike says, "Cool."

 

Oh, you silly people and youre abreviations! I wanna go, but I dont have the money... I'll see it though *goes to read the books* I should do this first.
darkmt_mike says, "It's going to be great!"

 

Hey MT Mike,is it true that DMTM always says "my precious" every time he talks to his Maple Bars?

Mike, did your medicine wear off again?
master_trainer_mike says , "its enough to make you nervous......"
darkmt_mike says, "His does."

 

so what have you got in your pocketsssss?
darkmt_mike says, "String."
darkmt_mike says, "Nothing!"

 

who saw who at the sts!

DMTM, I just want to say that you're a cool guy, and it was a privilage to meet you at the wcsts. (I was the guy in pure and ech's room...)
darkmt_mike says, "Thanks! I remember you too!"

 

i was in the room too... how you plan yo tell us apart? ;)
master_trainer_mike says , "you were the one in chartreuse right?"
darkmt_mike says, "I have a typeagraphic memory :D"

 

 

This is getting a bit "off the wall", so to speak...
darkmt_mike says, "Yeah. Back to Pokémon!"
master_trainer_mike says , "which in my opinion was Michael Jacksons BEST album!"
darkmt_mike says, "Sorry for the lapse...I lapse easily!"

 

You guys remember ME, right? =(.
darkmt_mike says, "....I remember everyone..."
darkmt_mike says, "...I don't forget."

 

on the subject of parrots, grails, and killer bunnies.....

Churches! ...Lead!...very small rocks!..
master_trainer_mike says , "Cider! Gravy!"
darkmt_mike says, "Onderland!"
master_trainer_mike says , "Look, if we made this giant wooden badger......"

 

MIKE!(dramatic chord) what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?!?
darkmt_mike says, "African or European?"
master_trainer_mike says , "It'snot a question of how it grips it, its a simple matter of weight ratio!"

 

Cheese? Giant wooden badger? What is this? Wisconsin week?
darkmt_mike says, "..Python...Monty...."

 

....I don't know that....AAaaaaarrrgghhh!....
darkmt_mike says, "see."
darkmt_mike grins evilly.

 

(you must know these things when you're a king...or master trainer...)
darkmt_mike says, "Yes...you must!"
master_trainer_mike says , "or incurably insane"
darkmt_mike says, "There is a test."
darkmt_mike says, "The MPMTT."

 

So what does MPMTT stand for?
darkmt_mike says, "Monty Python Master Trainer Training"

 

Sorry, been watching the holy grail a bit much. It's telling on me. (Ahh! Don't say the word!)
darkmt_mike says, "It."
master_trainer_mike says , "NI!"

 

is Wigglytuff the killer bunny from Holy Grail?
darkmt_mike says, "Hmm. That could be."

 

No, the killer bunny is a Cleffa in a suit.
darkmt_mike says, "he is broken."
master_trainer_mike says , "Norweigian Blue!".
darkmt_mike says, "Oh. The Parrot scetch...my apologies."

 

I think we all need to worry about the cute fuzzy white bunny in the corner of the room...
master_trainer_mike says , "Mate, that bird wouldn't voom if you put 4 million volts through it!"
darkmt_mike says, "Bugs?"

 

Yeah, My mom just washed the Holy Grail... find out if they want it back
master_trainer_mike says , "Tell him we already got one!"
darkmt_mike says, "We already got one..."
master_trainer_mike says , "It's...verreee nice!"
darkmt_mike says, "...it's very nice."

 

Wigglytuff as the "killer bunny"? Hmmm, now that I think about it, the "holy hand grenade" does look an awful lot like a Poke Ball... ;-)
darkmt_mike says, "Hmm....might be a connection!"

 

Nah, the killer bunny is PIKACHU!!! *dun dun dun*
darkmt_mike says, "He is a rat....not a bunny!"

 

Um... Bugs is a GREY bunny ;D
darkmt_mike says, "Not if he's in black and white."
master_trainer_mike says , "well...."
master_trainer_mike says , "its still verrreeeeee nice!"

 

The only true bunny Pokémon is Azumarril!
master_trainer_mike says , "I have often thought that Harvey was a fossil Pokemon......"
darkmt_mike says, "Aquarabbit to be precise."
master_trainer_mike says , "soggy hare!"

 

Igglybuff: Rubber Baby Bunny Bumper
darkmt_mike says, "True enough oh wise cracker!"

 

and then more basic humor and so forth....

 

why don't you get yourselves some descriptions for when you're on here? We wanna know how you WISHED you looked!
darkmt_mike says, "I always look good!"

 

I'm just talking about dmtm.
master_trainer_mike says , "better than talking about a revolution....... (Tracy Chapman)"
darkmt_mike says, "Talking is easy...Comedy is hard."
master_trainer_mike says , "especially when one isn't.....funny........"
darkmt_mike says, ".....Haha..."

 

U guys ever thinking of resetting the question queue
master_trainer_mike says , "Nah, with te question numbers so high, it makes us look good to our superiors :)"

 

how close is the english game to the japanese?
darkmt_mike says, "About 7,000 miles."

 

Are you guys crazy or just insane?
master_trainer_mike says , "mildly eccentric though it is curable with therapy is what we prefer"

 

Is there anything important we need to know from the start of the chat?
darkmt_mike says, "Yes."
master_trainer_mike says , "SURE! We gace out the seceret of the universe! But YOU missed it!!!"

 

Time to make a staduim called "Black Hole" - "If any player plays a card named Ditto or Suicune, that player's opponent immediately takes a prize, and may jump across the table, ripiing up the card just played to save from further headaches."
darkmt_mike says, "Hmm...never get out of editing!"

 

you know, if this keeps up the Compendium will hit 200 pages in another week
darkmt_mike says, "Ye Ha!"
master_trainer_mike says , "those slackers need something to do anyway :)"
master_trainer_mike says , "BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"

 

 


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