Well....pkmnx just had to say it....and then chaos ensued.....

Maple bars STILL aren't donuts!
darkmt_mike says, "Yes they sre!"
darkmt_mike says, "are."

if they arent Donuts then why do the sell them at the DONUT shop
darkmt_mike says, "Yeah!"
master_trainer_mike says, "sigh, they sell coffe there too! what is that supposed to mean?!?!?!"
master_trainer_mike says, "coffee is donuts too?!?!"
master_trainer_mike says, "and napkins?????"
darkmt_mike says, "Coffee sre donuts!"
master_trainer_mike says, "AND POLICE OFFICERS!!?!?!??!"
darkmt_mike says, "Yum!"
master_trainer_mike says, "whillikers"
darkmt_mike says, "They don't sell police officers!"

sensei says... They sell coffee in Donut shops too.Is coffee now called donuts too?
master_trainer_mike says, "BOOYAH!!!"
darkmt_mike says, "Hey stop muscling in on our chat!"
darkmt_mike says, "We can argue without your evil help!"

If a maple bar is a different colored long john, and long johns are donuts...
master_trainer_mike says, "so, if she floats on water, then she weighs as much as a duck"
master_trainer_mike says, "and therefore........."
darkmt_mike says, "Your all jealous of the great Maple Bar!"

BUT YA DONT SEE THEM ADVERTISING THE COFFE IN THE SAME WINDOW FOR THE donuts! SO WHY ARE THE MAPLE BARS IN THERE WITH THE DONUTS!?!?!!?
master_trainer_mike says, "because the trash can was full......"
master_trainer_mike says, "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
darkmt_mike says, "Your just JEALOUS!"
master_trainer_mike says, "oh..yeah...I am so envious...of faux donuts wannabes......."

purity says... all this donut talk.....now i want a donut......
darkmt_mike says, "Yes we should all have MAPLE BARS!"

Well at least coffee comes in round cups. Maple Bars aren't even round!!
master_trainer_mike says, "RIGHT!!"
darkmt_mike says, "You are all against me now ?"

It is rumored that there are Maple Bars at the donut shop near our League store; I will check it out and report back....;)
darkmt_mike says, "Thanks!"

I thought long johns were warm wooly winter wear
darkmt_mike says, "And donuts!"

Since Donut holes are sold in donut shops, are donut holes also donuts? Then they would be whole donuts as well as donut holes?
darkmt_mike says, "Exactly...thanks Lance!"

SO WHO CARES IF THERE NOT ROUND! TWIST ARENT ROUND BUT THERE DONUTS!
master_trainer_mike says, "Don't even get us started on twists!!! Ya crazy!"

 DONT HATE ON DA MAPLE BARS f00
darkmt_mike says, "Yeah!"

purity says... i saw a donut website that did indeed classify a maple bar as a dount...
darkmt_mike says, "Of course!"
master_trainer_mike says, "more proof that the internet is ful of lies!!!"

Does Suicune prevent Maple Bars?
darkmt_mike says, "No."

"Hey!SD_Mom!This is a "Maple Bars are not donuts" chat!What`d you think this was?A Pokemon chat??? :-)"
darkmt_mike says, "It is a Maple bar chat. Certified!"

According to my friend, chocolate bars 0wn all.
master_trainer_mike says, "we prefer the term "co-exists" instead, much more pc"
darkmt_mike says, "Hmm...your friend is wrong."

hhahahah I just called the Donut Shop and asked if MAple Bars were Donuts! and he said yes! If ya wanna call the number is 562-860-1159!
darkmt_mike says, "There you go."
master_trainer_mike says, "so I can clearly not choose the glass in front of me!!!!"

why does it matter if it is a donut?
master_trainer_mike says, "wars have been started over less!"
darkmt_mike says, "Oh. Like it does not matter!"
master_trainer_mike says, "ever read Gulliver's Travels?"

we got wine bars and and coffee bars and steel bars in th UK but whats a maple bar?
darkmt_mike says, "You poor poor soul...Maple Bars are a sticky treat...."
darkmt_mike says, "..with delicious Maple frosting!"

Statistics show that you are more likely to choke on a Maple Bar than on a real donut.
darkmt_mike says, "Must have a liscense to eat them."

I'll stick to my coconut donuts.
master_trainer_mike says, "ewwwww"
darkmt_mike says, "yuck."

yoshi1001 thinks this is Wisconsin week?! It's Maple Bar week!
darkmt_mike says, "Yeah. Maple Bar week!"

And thus, December 13th, 2001 would always be remembered as the day that Pokemon chat started the great Donut Wars.
master_trainer_mike says, "more like the 2nd anniversary :)"
darkmt_mike says, "They have been going for some timenow!"