game night insanity!

 

it all started with sonic for gameboy advance stickers in the february issue of coro coro....the following is an unedited aim chat transcript. what a bunch of nuts!

 purity number 1: wow, look at all the sonic stickers to put on your gba
True Elroy: o_o
mechachu2000: OOOHH
mechachu2000: Sonic stickers
mechachu2000: Is Knuckles there
echidnadsn: I CALL KNUCKLES!!!!
mechachu2000: damn...
echidnadsn: [hyperventilates]
True Elroy: I call whatever's left
mechachu2000: is amy on it?
echidnadsn: I CALL AMY!!!!
True Elroy: after everybody calls the rest
mechachu2000: damn it!
mechachu2000: I CALL TAILS!
mechachu2000: HAH!
echidnadsn: damnit!
mechachu2000: ...
True Elroy: ...nobody called sonic yet
echidnadsn: too bad miles already did
mechachu2000: I CALL SONIC!
Dark Poinko: i call Scratch and Grounder!!
echidnadsn: Miles (-317:97 PM):I CALL TAILS!!!!!
Dark Poinko: -317:97 PM?
purity number 1: want me to scan it?
Dark Poinko: you canadians sure do have funky timezones
True Elroy: "Miles" is not his s/n
mechachu2000: yes
echidnadsn: um...
True Elroy: That's not his font
echidnadsn: i put that in case he didn't want people to know his real name
echidnadsn: yeah thats it
True Elroy: And he's not here
echidnadsn: he was when he said that
True Elroy: ...
True Elroy: I CALL BIG!
mechachu2000: damn
echidnadsn: I CALL THE LITTLE SHEET THE STICKERS ARE ON!!!!
mechachu2000: ...
Dark Poinko: I CALL THE CORO CORO MAGAZINE!!
True Elroy: I CALL CORO CORO!
Dark Poinko:
True Elroy: DARN!
mechachu2000: lol
True Elroy: [attacks poinko]
Dark Poinko: YES!!!
True Elroy: no...wait
True Elroy: I CALL NEW YORK!
True Elroy: ...there
Dark Poinko: *pokes elroy in the eye with his Finger of Doom*
echidnadsn: I CALL JAPAN!!!!!
phatgnome5: [hands fall off]
echidnadsn: [moves his little risk™ armies over to japan]
True Elroy: [eye squeals, and starts closing]
True Elroy: ....aaaaaaah! NOOOOOO!
mechachu2000: nooooooooo
Dark Poinko: AACK! NOT THE LITTLE RISK ARMIES!!
purity number 1: hehe
echidnadsn: I WILL ATTACK CHINA!!!!
echidnadsn: [galres at mech and jolt who share china]
Jolthind: China: please dont!
echidnadsn: echidnadsn rolled 3 6-sided dice: 5 3 6
echidnadsn: wooo!!!!
purity number 1: hehe
echidnadsn: 5 and 6!
True Elroy: O_O
echidnadsn: beat that!
echidnadsn: you each get one die... since you share it
Jolthind: China: our 2billion+ people are no match for your little plastic risk pieces!
True Elroy: [picks up the Revolver from Clue]
mechachu2000: mechachu2000 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 3
mechachu2000: ...
echidnadsn: haha!
mechachu2000: lol
True Elroy: [picks up a Risk army]
echidnadsn: i win!
Dark Poinko: *sits on his island* please don't attack Galapagos, please don't attack Galapagos...
mechachu2000: that doesnt count
echidnadsn: aaaaah!!! no!!!!!
mechachu2000: i messed up
True Elroy: [holds Revolver up to Risk army]
echidnadsn: [flicks mech off china]
echidnadsn: too bad!
echidnadsn: no rerolls!
Jolthind: we own all of asia... not just china
MystryThng has entered the room.
True Elroy: [pulls trigger]
mechachu2000: yeah!
echidnadsn: you dn't own china anymore
echidnadsn: aaaaah!!!!!
purity number 1: hi mt
MystryThng: hi pure
mechachu2000: i should roll like 6 dice!
Jolthind: Mey HT
echidnadsn: [little risk army explodes in shards of plastic]
echidnadsn: damn you!
mechachu2000: asia is huge!
True Elroy: [picks up Rope]
True Elroy: [strangles Risk army]
MystryThng: hi jolt
echidnadsn: there are still 15 of us!
echidnadsn: aaaah!
echidnadsn: ...14
mechachu2000: mechachu2000 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 4
purity number 1: i wish i'd saved that one chat
Jolthind: *all of asia attcks the plastic shards*
purity number 1: the candy clue hippos chat
echidnadsn: which chat pure?
echidnadsn: hehehe
echidnadsn: that was funny
mechachu2000: why cant is roll more than 2!
echidnadsn: because you're defending!
Dark Poinko: heeeey, when are the deck ateallmyhair changes going to take effect?
echidnadsn: you only get two!
True Elroy: [clubs another risk army with the Candlestick]
mechachu2000: no!
echidnadsn: yes!
echidnadsn: [pushes mech off china]
mechachu2000: NUH UH! ITS ASIA!
echidnadsn: now give it to me damnit!
True Elroy: [stabs risk army with the Knife]
echidnadsn: you can't do it all at once!
mechachu2000: GORILLA WARFARE!!!!!
MystryThng: my wrench! mine!
echidnadsn: noooooo!!!!!
echidnadsn: fine!!!!!
mechachu2000: BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
echidnadsn: GERM WARFARE!!!!!
Jolthind: *releases a fleet of gorillas*
Dark Poinko: *nudges ech*
True Elroy: Okay...now it's time for the big guns
echidnadsn: [shoves his risk peices down mech's throat]
True Elroy: [brings out Cannon and Boat from Monopoly]
mechachu2000: WE KNOW THE TERRIAN HAH! AND WE HAVE A WALL! [points to wall o china]
mechachu2000: Nooooooo
True Elroy: [puts cannon on boat]
True Elroy: It's a war-boat!
True Elroy: FIRE! FIRE!
MystryThng: *takes Bag of Moeny from monopoly and runs off*
Jolthind: *the gorillas sneeze from the germs and blow th rik pieces of china*
MystryThng: *takes the Bag of Money too*
Jolthind: the risk*
echidnadsn: [throws hotels at jolt]
Jolthind: that was my moeny!
echidnadsn: you bastard!
purity number 1: hehe
True Elroy: [small pewter cannonballs rain down on risk armies]
echidnadsn: [little plastic hotels bounce harmlessly off jolt]
MystryThng: *comes back for park place and boardwalk too*
True Elroy has left the room.
Jolthind: *retaliates with a mini thimble and a boot*
mechachu2000: lol
purity number 1: hehe
MystryThng: *steals the british pounds from the british version*
echidnadsn: [goes to the game closet and grabs all the pegs from the game of life]
Dark Poinko: *causes a lot of trouble with the Pop-O-Matic bubble*
MystryThng: ahhhh!
echidnadsn: I HAVE A MILLION ARMIES NOW!!!!
Jolthind: *throws ech in jail* you have to roll two 6s to get out!
MystryThng: not the people pegs!
echidnadsn: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
echidnadsn: go my little minions!
MystryThng: *takes all the game of life cars and runs over the little peg people*
echidnadsn: [scatters them over the floor]
echidnadsn: aaaaaaaaah!
echidnadsn: you monster!
MystryThng: >oD
echidnadsn: [rolls to get out of jail]
echidnadsn: echidnadsn rolled 2 6-sided dice: 6 6
echidnadsn: woo hoo!
MystryThng: :O
MystryThng: fluke!
echidnadsn: I TAKE INDIANA!!!!!!
Jolthind: *goes to college and becomes a rockstar*
Jolthind: whoa...
Dark Poinko: imagine if he rolled 3 dice...
Jolthind: that was amazing ech...
MystryThng: *grabs the Grape Escape crushing machine, sets it up, and forces the suviving peg people into it*
echidnadsn: [moves his shattered risk armies and crushed people pegs to indiana]
Dark Poinko: when are the new deck eatallmyhair changes gonna take effect,ech?
echidnadsn: you'll never take me alive!!!!
echidnadsn: as soon as wecan poinko
Dark Poinko: sweet
Jolthind: *hops on the Reading Railroad and drives like a mad man through indiana*
MystryThng: *grabs a deck of Sorry cards from Sorry and uses the Sorry cards to bump all of the citizens of Indiana back to start*
echidnadsn: oh yeah....
echidnadsn: [grabs all the scrabble tiles]
Jolthind: *pops the trouble popper*
MystryThng: *grabs the scrabble board*
echidnadsn: [spells DERAILMENT]
Jolthind: Jolthind rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 3
Dark Poinko: *throws dice at everyone* YAHTZEE!!
echidnadsn: hahahah!
MystryThng: hah! but it doesnt count ech!
purity number 1: scrrrrabble!
MystryThng: its not on the board!
echidnadsn: [jolt goes careening off the tracks]
MystryThng: *throws the board out the window*
echidnadsn: i don't care....
echidnadsn: [spells CHEAT]
echidnadsn: hah!
MystryThng: *grabs some tiles and spells both OPTION Z and CTRL Z*
Jolthind: Ack! *crashes into candyland*
echidnadsn: [spells ACME ANVIL TO FALL ON MT]
MystryThng: hah! i undid it!
MystryThng: @#$%!!!!!
MystryThng: *splat*
purity number 1:
Dark Poinko: *spells out a dirty word*
echidnadsn: [grabs the giant foot from spalt! and starts splatting people]
Dark Poinko: M.... U..... D.....
Dark Poinko: a ha!
MystryThng: x_x
Jolthind: *hungry hippo munches on the foot's toes*
echidnadsn: [sharpens a candycan to a point and backs jolt up to a wall]
echidnadsn: SURRENDOR!!!!
Jolthind: *bites the point off* NEVAH!
echidnadsn: ack!
echidnadsn: [climbs a nearby ladder and starts throwing pit vipers at everyone]
MystryThng: *floats in and uses some yet to be discovered attack, causing the anvil to fly over to ech and somehow drop on poinko*
MystryThng: ^_^
Jolthind: *slides down a chute*
MystryThng: haha!
Jolthind: *sends a snake after ech*
echidnadsn: aaaaah!
MystryThng: *grabs uno and slaps all of the +4s on jolt*
echidnadsn: snake venom!!!!!
MystryThng: *grabs all the +2s and slaps them on ech*
echidnadsn: [uses tweezers connected to a D cell battery to try and remove the venom]
MystryThng: 16 cards for each of you! hah!
echidnadsn: zzzzzzz!
echidnadsn: ouch
MystryThng: oooh!
echidnadsn: ZZZZZZZ!!!
echidnadsn: ow
MystryThng: *grabs the tweezers from ech*
MystryThng: lets play operation!
echidnadsn: ack!
MystryThng: *stuffs them down ech's shirt*
echidnadsn: [runs off in search of a hippo]
echidnadsn: ZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzz
Jolthind: *pulls out MT's funy bone*
echidnadsn: x_X
MystryThng: hey!
MystryThng: MY tweezers!
Jolthind: your funny bone! *whaps him over the head with it*
MystryThng: hahahaha... ow.
mechachu2000: [lowers the mouse trap on jolt]
mechachu2000: I WIN!
MystryThng: no!
echidnadsn: awww....
MystryThng: *knocks off the trap*
mechachu2000: bwahahahahhaa
Jolthind: crap! *runs around in circles*
MystryThng: ha! it missed!
mechachu2000: doh!
echidnadsn: [throws all his risk armies down]
echidnadsn: stupid mech winning....
mechachu2000: no look
mechachu2000: it missed
MystryThng: *rips out the diver and throws him out the window*
purity number 1: CHECKMATE!!!!!
echidnadsn: wooo!!!!!
MystryThng: ack!
echidnadsn: ..check.... mate?
purity number 1: i win.
MystryThng: pure won...
MystryThng: but....
MystryThng: uh...
echidnadsn: damn she's good
MystryThng: she is.
mechachu2000: uh uh uh uh ... [moves to the left square]
mechachu2000: hah!
Jolthind: *double jumps mech*
echidnadsn: no....
MystryThng: *points at the rook*
Jolthind: King me!
MystryThng: jeeze mech
mechachu2000: doh!
echidnadsn: my risk armies have you checked there
phatgnome5: ok i gotta go to bed now
echidnadsn: and the hippo if you move left
phatgnome5: ski club tomorrow
phatgnome5: bye everyone!
phatgnome5 has left the room.
echidnadsn: and those snakes if you move up
Jolthind: night phattio
mechachu2000: well its too late
MystryThng: *grabs mech and throws him off the board*
echidnadsn: you just got killed my the risk men!
echidnadsn: *by
echidnadsn: YOU'RE A CHEATER MECHACHU MC MECHA!
mechachu2000: aaaaah [hits floor] oof]
MystryThng: *takes command of mechas armies*
MystryThng: *marches them into the abyss*
Jolthind: no way, those are mine!
mechachu2000: ...what army?
Jolthind: *takes them back*
MystryThng: back off!
echidnadsn: back off! [points a hippo at jolt]
echidnadsn: i know how to use it!
echidnadsn: [pulls the tail and the hippo snaps at jolt]Jolthind: whoa... easy with that hippo... dont want it to... CHOKE! *shoves a little white ball down its throat*
purity number 1: so, um....
purity number 1: anyone want to see those stickers?

take me back to what the @$#! theater
take me back to sugar
take me back home!