Sailor Moon meets the Powerpuff Girls
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Scene begins in Osaka, Japan in the metropolis....

[Announcer]: the City of... Osaka?...waitaminit...

Explosion occurs in the distance. Scene immediately shifts to an abandon mansion where Sailor Moon and the Scouts are batting the Dark Cat Being. Sailor Mars initiates her Mars Celestial Fire.

[S Mars] MARS..CELESTIAL..FIRE!!!!

[S Jupiter] JUPITER..THUNDER...CRASH!!!!

Dark Cat defects the attacks off as if they were nothing, then whacks down Mars and Jupiter, meanwhile Mercury and Venus are slumped against the wall, already defeated by the Dark Cat. Sailor Moon weakily hold up her scepter in an attempt to defeat it.

[An] Oh, no! Poor Sailor Moon! Poor Sailor Scouts! Who can save them?

Scene changes to Pokey Oaks Elementary School in Townsville. The Hotline goes off, Blossom answers it.

[Blossom] Yes? Mayor! How's your trip to Osaka?

Scene flips to Mayor at phone booth, looking on at the action.

[Mayor] Not good, eh, Blossom! A Dark Cat monster's wrecking my vacation! I can't see anything without it blocking my view!

[Tuxedo Mask (tapping his feet angrily)] Mayor....

[Mayor (in low tone)] oh, yeah, and sailor moon and the scouts desperately need your help...

Back at Pokey Oaks.

[Bl] Ok, Mayor! We're on our way! [Hangs up. Turns to Buttercup and Bubbles] Buttercup! Bubbles! The Sailor Scouts are in trouble!

[Bubbles] Oh, no, not Sailor Mercury!

[Buttercup] If they've hurt Jupiter and Mars! Let's Go!

They almost leave until...

[Ms. Keene] Not so fast, girls, you know the rules. What do we say?

[All] Ms. Keene, can we go and save Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts?

[Ms. K] Yes, you may, just don't fly through the...

Girls shoot through the ceiling...

CRASH!!! [Ms. K (sighing)] ceiling...

[Kid (tugging at Ms. K)] Ms. Keene, I gotta go save the Sailor Scouts, too.

We see the PPGs streak across the skyline.

[An] Go, Girls, go! Sailor Moon and the Scouts need you! You know those lazy butts, Saturn and Neptune aren't gonna help..

We see a scene with Saturn and Neptune in disguise drinking cappuccino.

[Both] We're on a coffee break, damn it! Git outta here!

Scene reverts to SM and Dark Cat, where SM fails miserably...

[SM (frightened)] Oh, no! (crying) This just can't be happening....

[Dark Cat] Say goodbye, Sailor Brat! (Hurls her tail at SM)

SM screams, closing her eyes, as DC's tail attempts to make contact with her.
But suddenly she hears an unfamiliar SFX...

WHOMPPOW! (PPG Trademark SFX) Dark Cat goes flying!

SM opens her eyes, and sees Blossom, Buttercup and Bubbles standing where the Dark Cat was..

[SM (estactically happy)] Powerpuff Girls!

[BC] Don't worry, Sailor Moon! We'll take it from here!

Now we see the PPGs whoop ass on Dark Cat in typical Powerpuff fashion, as the Scouts recover, amazed by the action-packed display....we see major PPG SFX here...

[S Mars] Wow, there's tough little girls, aren't they?

[S Jupiter] Yeah, Dark Cat's gonna be feelin' that for years!

Regrettably, after much battling, however, Dark Cat starts getting the upper hand. Then Dark Cat whacks the PPGs with her tails.

[Ann] Oh, no! Say it ain't so! The Powerpuff Girls defeated by that Dark Cat!

Cow and Chicken observe the scene.

[Cow (upset)] AAAh..moo...look, Big Brudder! That mean ol' Dark Cat had defeated the Powerpuff Girls...moo..and Sailor Moon!..mooo...

[Chicken] Yeah! But wut can we do? We's jest a little Cow un Cheeckun!

[Dark Cat (evilly smiling)] Now (turning towards her frightened girl victim), if there are no interruptions..

Earth starts shaking, prompting Dark Cat to turn around..

[Dark Cat (astonished)] What th?

We now see Cow decked out in Sailor Scout attire, while Chicken in the background is in Tuxedo Mask attire.

[Sailor Cow] Je suis Sailor Cow! (I am Sailor Cow!)

Everyone pulls an anime wild take except for Sailor Mercury..

[S Mercury] It's Sailor Cow and Tuxedo Chicken!

[Tux Chicken] Yes, it is I...Tuxeedo Cheecken! Sailor Cow and Is gonna knock yer block off, Cat Lady!

[SC] Oui! Je arrêterai vous! (Yes, I shall stop you!) It fait que je sauve les Sailor Scouts et Sailor Lune! (I must save the Sailor Scouts and Sailor Moon!)

Dark Cat then laughs hysterically, not believing Sailor Cow or Tuxedo Chicken..

[DC] Like you two can really stop me!

[TC] Like, have some of mah Catnip Boo-kay! [Throws Catnip at DC! Explodes on contact!]

[DC (inhales, then becomes intoxicated] Oh, woooooowwww!

Sailor Cow goes into her own attack routine a la Sailor Moon.

[SC] ATTAQUE...LA Crémerie...DE..LA..LUNE! (LUNAR....DAIRY....ATTACK!)

Finishes by aiming udder at Dark Cat and unleashing a Milk Moon Barrage! Milk hits Dark Cat in the mouth, instantly bloating Dark Cat!

[S Mars] Quick, Sailor Moon! Powerpuff Girls! Do your Lunar Powerpuff Heart Attack while she's intoxicated!

Sailor Moon enters her routine while the PPGs orbit her with spectacular streaks.

[SM] LUNAR...POWERPUFF..HEART...ATTACK.....

As Heart Energy flows, the PPGs magnificently swirl with it, heading towards Dark Cat. We witness a major PPG SFX Heart Explosion. Dark Cat shatters back into its biopod form before hitting the ground and splitting in two.

Scouts cheer. Until Mercury notices something wrong...

[S Mercury] Where's Sailor Cow and Tuxedo Chicken?

[Cow] She left but wanted to say Merci

[Mayor] Yes, but I still can see the Osaka view.

Sailor Mars hits him. Everyone laughs.

[Ann] Oh, Mayor! And the day is saved thanks to the Powerpuff Girls, Sailor Moon and the Sailor Scouts...and especially Sailor Cow and Tuxedo Chicken!