Ry: Darn it. How come I have to save so many people? I wanna stay home and watch TV.
Narrator: Just move the story along. Look. Echidna has the Powerpuff Girls, and Mandark has Rachel Lillis. Make like a superhero and save them.
Ry: Hey! This story never had a narrator before!
Narrator: Oh. Sorry.
Ry: I'm going on strike.
Suddenly, Purity walks up to Ry.
Purity: I heard you were going to beat up Echidna. Touch him and die.
Ry: Oh yeah? I'm going to go beat up Echidna and save the hostages! So there! Nyah!
Ry storms out of the room.
Purity: Should I tell him I'm the narrator in disguise?
Later...
Ry: Mandark's hideout. Now, where is Rachel Lillis?
Dexter: Hey! Are you here to destroy Mandark? Don't worry. I already did that for you, and saved the hostage.
Ry: Oh.... thank you! Wanna help me beat up Echidna?
Dexter: OK!
Ry: Good. You're my new sidekick.
Dexter: Cool! Wanna see my secret lab?
Ry: No. Now let's go!
FoE headquarters. The Powerfpuff Girls are tied up and gagged.
Echidna: Soon, Ry will be dead! BWAHAHA!!!
Ry: Not so fast, Echidna!
Echidna: Ry!
Ry: Yeah. Now let's fight.
Echidna: OK.
Ry punches Echidna.
*POW*
Echidna kicks Ry.
*BIFF*
Ry chokeslams Echidna.
*BOOM*
Echidna piledrives Ry.
*OWIE*
Ry: OK, we've fought. Now what?
Echidna pulls a lever. Ry falls down a trap door.
Echidna: Now let's see what's on the Barney show today.
*Barney Theme Song*
Kid #1: Hey! It's a special friend!
Ry: What the heck?!?!?!
Will Ry escape the Echidna's evil trap? Will the Powerpuff Girls be saved? And how many IQ points seperates Echidna's IQ from Ry's?
Echidna: I'd say.... about 30,000.
Find out next time!!!

ARGH! BARNEY! EEEK!!! (AKA Funny Fanfic V)
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ry: Hey, is this the Barney Show?
Kid #1: Yup.
Ry: Aw..... I hate Barney.
Barney: Ooh! A new special friend!
Ry: I'm not your friend. I'm your worst nightmare.
Barney: Let's talk about bad dreams.
Kid #2: They're scary, Barney!
Barney: Aw...... they're not real. They're nothing to be afraid of.
Kid #2: I love you, Barney.
Ry: Hoo boy..... Trademark weapon time!
*Anime music plays. A scene shows Ry against a black backdrop. Then, he spins around twice and holds up a Super Soaker filled with molten lava.*
Ry: Meet Fire Soaker!!! *shoots Barney and the kids*
Barney: Aaah! I'm melting! What a world....
Ry: Ha! I have escaped!
Ry leaps up through the opening in the trap door.
Echidna: Oh. You're back.
Ry: Yup.
Suddenly, a ref and a wrestling ring apppears.
Echidna: I'm Stone Cold Echidna. You're dead meat, pal.
Ry: I'm The Ry, you roodypoo jabroni! *picks up a metal folding chair*
Crowd: Ry! Ry!
Echidna: *takes out Ol' Lead* Feel the sting of lead, punk!
Crowd: Echidna 3:16! Echidna 3:16!
*ding ding*
Who will win this no-holds barred wrestling match? The Ry, or Stone Cold Echidna? Find out next time!

and then...

Jigglypuff comes out

d Jiiiglypuuuf Jigglllyyyyy-lyy-puff...d

::everone falls asleep:::

PUFF!

Funny Fanfic VI
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ry and the Echidna wake up. They walk over to Puff3000.
Ry: Why did you do that?
Echidna: Yeah. Can't you see we're rasslin'?
Puff3000: I'm sorry. I just wanted a cameo. FORGIVE ME!!! *runs away*
Ry: Shall we fight some more?
Echidna: OK.
Suddenly, Purity rushes in.
Purity: Echidna! Come quick!
Echidna: What is it?
Purity: Just hurry!
Echidna: *points at Ry* I'll deal with you later, punk!
Purity and Echidna leave.
Ry: Hey.... I wanted to wrestle him... oh well. *walks over to the Powerpuff Girls* Hiya.
Blossom: Mmmph!!
Ry: Oh....... OK! Bye-bye! *leaves*
Powerpuff Girls: *sweatdrop*
Ry walks out into the alley.
Ry: Ah! Fresh air! So nice to be in a dark alley! *heard parade music* A parade!
Announcer: We're here live at the parade honoring MaxRPG's promotion to leader of NOVA.
Ry: Hiya Max!
Suddenly, Sailor Moon walks up to Ry.
Sailor Moon: Ry! Oh, I'm so glad you're here! I have a mission for you!
Ry: Cool.
Sailor Moon: Hey! That guy looks like Darien! Ooooh!
Ry: That's not Darien. That's MaxRPG.
Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Max? OOOOH!!!!
Ry: Yeah, yeah. What's the mission?
Sailor Moon: Well, the other Sailor Scouts and I were watching TV. Then, this redhead showed up and grabbed the 4 Sailor Scouts! I need your help!
Ry: Purity? I'm not going to fight Purity?
Sailor Moon: Aw, you're no fun.
Ry: I will not save your friends from Purity. Why don't you do it? Or are you too lazy?
Sailor Moon: I'm not lazy..... fine! If you won't beat up Purity, I'll do it myself!
Ry: Good for you.
Sailor Moon: *runs away*
Ry: Well, I'm glad that's over.
Girl: Ry! Save my cat!
Lady: Ry! Find my son!
Cop: Catch this robber!
Fireman: Put out this fire!
Ry: Hey now, that's Space Ghost's job.
Space Ghost: Yeah!
Brak: I like beans!
Ry: This is insane!!! *runs*
Zorak: Come back here!
Brak: I like beans!
Ry: Argh!!!!!! *runs into a building* Whew!
Richard Simmons: Ry! You're here!
Ry: Argh! *tries the door* It's locked!
Richard Simmons: Now you must exercise... forever!!!!!!!!
Ry: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Will Ry escape Richard Simmons? Will Sailor Moon get revenge on Purity? Will Space Ghost do odd jobs? Find out next time!!!!!

Funny Fanfic VII!!!!
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Richard Simmons: Come on! Let's sweat to the oldies!
Ry: No! I don't wanna sweat!
Suddenly, Ry pulls out his Super Soaker filled with molten lava and sprays Richard Simmons.
Ry: Ha! Take that!
Richard Simmons: I'm so fit, lava doesn't hurt me! BWAHAHA!
Ry: Darn it.
Richard Simmons: Look, just make this easy on me and exercise. Just a few push-ups will do! Just exercise! I'm filming an infomercial....
Ry: Sorry, pal.
Richard Simmons: I'll give you 5 dollars.
Ry: Deal!

Meanwhile......
Echidna: Ha! Now we have the Powerpuff Girls and the Sailor Scouts!
Purity: Soon, we'll have all the superheroes! Then, we'll rule the world!!
Sailor Moon: No you won't!
Purity: Huh?
Sailor Moon: I stand for love and justice! In the name of the moon, I'll punish you! Now, where are my friends?
Purity: That's none of you're business. Phare, go!!
Sailor Moon: Eeek! A dragon!
Phare: Yup. I'm going to destroy you. Or maybe just hurt you severely.
Sailor Moon: Oh yeah?
Phare: Yup.
Sailor Moon: No you won't! Moon Spiral Heart Attack!!!
Phare: Sorry. I watch my cholesterol.
Sailor Moon: Um..... help?
Purity: BWAHAHA!!! We have won!
Echidna: Yup. We won.

At the parade......
MaxRPG: Yawn. These guys get to dance and play instruments, and all I get to do is sit in this chair. Sigh.....
Vegeta15: Sir, where is Ry?
MaxRPG: I don't know. *turns on a TV*

Richard Simmons: Now you can get thin by Sweatin' to the Oldies!
Ry: Yeah. I am the founder of NOVA. Richard Simmons helped me get thin. *goes offscreen, where rubbery inflating noises and a camera shutter are heard* This used to be me. *holds up a picture of himself with a giant balloon under his shirt made to look like he was once fat* Look at me now. Buy Richard Simmons tapes.
*end*

MaxRPG: Ry!?!?! Filming infomercials?!?!?!
Vegeta15: Should we punish him?
MaxRPG: No. This is funny.

Ry: Are we done?
Richard Simmons: Yeah.
Ry walks out into the alley.
Ry: Now what?
Ry peeks into FoE HQ. The Sailor Scouts and Powerpuff Girls are tied up and being lowered into an acid bath.
Ry: How nice.
Ry walks out into the parade.
Ry: Darn. I missed it. I like parades.
Ry walks off into the sunset.
Ry: I know I'm missing soemthing...

Space Ghost: Hey... we're not going to crash.
TOM: Hey! Sorry I almost crashed into your ship.
Space Ghost: Hey! He has a better ship than mine!
Zorak: Hijack! Hijack!
Zorak hopped aboard the Absolution.
TOM: Oh no, I'm being hijacked!
Space Ghost: Bad mantis!
Space Ghost grabs a rolled up newspaper and goes after Zorak.
Moltar: So, Purity.....

Ry: Well, now what do I do? There's no villians to fight, no pretty girls to save....
MaxRPG: Hey Ry! Get back to NOVA HQ on the double!
Ry: OK....
Ry walks back to NOVA HQ.
MaxRPG: You seem mopey.
Ry: Yeah.....
MaxRPG: Hey, cheer up.
Ry: OK.

Echidna: HA! I am not dead as previously thought! Now I'm back!
Ryle: Go Echidna! Kick some boo-tay!
Echidna: Now, where's the evil planbook...

Zorak: Stand back Space Ghost, or the android gets it!
TOM: Help. Help me Space Ghost. Aaah. Help me. Blah-de-blah.
Space Ghost: Die Zorak!
Regis Philbin: I'm Regis Philbin. Who wants to win a million dollars?
Space Ghost: Me!!!
Regis Philbin escorts Space Ghost, Purity, Zorak, Moltar, and TOM to a deserted island.
Regis: Welcome to Survivor! Now you must eat bugs to win a million dollars! And here's the other team!
Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, and Slim Shady appear magically.
Regis: See ya in 24 hours.
Regis disappears.
Space Ghost: I call team captain!
Slim Shady: And I call team captain for this team!

Space Ghost: What do we do now?
TOM: I brought some rats, we could eat those.
Purity: Oh, that's just sick.
Brak: Why don't we eat Zorak?
Zorak: Me?
Everyone tackles Zorak.

Sailor Moon: This is just great. We're stuck on a deserted island with nothing to eat except bugs.
Eminem: I brought some M & Ms!
Sailor Mercury: How about we just get some salt water and desalinize it?
Eminem: Yo, we can't do that! We need some equipment first.
Sailor Mars: I'm hungry! *eats a coconut* Hey, this is good!

Echidna: Evil planbook.... where did I put it?
Ryle: Maybe it's in your glove compartment.
Echidna: I already looked.

Purity: OK, we ate Zorak. Now what?
Space Ghost: Um....
Regis Philbin: Time for a challenge! The winner gets an Immunity Idol!
Purity: Cool.
Eminem: Man, we gonna win that idol!
Regis Philbin: All you have to do is kiss my feet. The first team to kiss my feet wins.
Eminem: What? Man, we ain't gonna kiss yo' nasty feet!
Regis Philbin: The other team did. So they get the idol. Now, vote someone off your team.
Eminem: Man, Sailor Moon keeps whining.
Sailor Mars: Yeah.
Sailor Jupiter: She's off the team.
Sailor Moon: What? You can't do that!
Sailor Moon stomps off in disgust.

Ry: Mope. Mope mope. I'm the hero. I should be the main character. But nooooooooooooooo.

Who will be the next person to get kicked off the island? Will Echidna find his planbook? Will Ry be the hero once more? Find out, next time!