Ry: Last time you may recall, I was turned into a puggle by Echidna. But..... in the last few days, I have joined FoE. Now I am Echidna's friend. So, we are no longer enemies. Therefore, we can no longer have a show without a villian.
Max: That's what you think! I shall cleanse the world!
Suddenly, Max grabs Echidna and Purity and whisks them away.
Ry: That was different. Now I have to save my friends. But where would Max be?
Narrator: How about a church?
Ry: Good idea!
Ry goes to a church.
Ry: Hey, is Max here?
Preacher: No.
Ry: OK.
Ry goes back to FoE HQ.
Ry: Now what shall I do?
Narrator: Look into your heart.
Ry: Would you shut your mouth?
Narrator: Fine. Geez.
Ry: Now, where could Echidna and Purity be.....
Narrator: How's about the old NOVA HQ?
Ry: That's being torn down... but I'll go anyway.
Ry heads for the old NOVA HQ.
Ry: Max?
Max: Ry, you evil cretin!
Ry: Max, you were never like this....
Max: I saw the light!
Ry: You're insane!
Max: I'm holy. I'm blessed. You shall burn in heck for what you have done.
Ry: Look. I will not burn in heck. I am not evil.
Max: YES YOU ARE! You joined the Force of Evil. You are a demon, and Echidna is the devil, commanding all little demons to dance for him.
Ry: Oh geez.... look. Just get off this religion thing, and let Echidna and Purity go.
Max: But they are the root of the problem!
Suddenly, Max pulls a lever, and two metal poles rise up. Echidna and Purity are tied to them.
Purity: Help!
Echidna: Max.... you freak!
Max: Silence, Satan!
Ry: That does it.
Ry fires an energy ball at Max. Max just dodges it.
Max: The power of evil will always lose to the power of good!
Ry: Shut up! You're delusional!
Max: Am I? Bah.

Narrator: Yes, unfortunately for Max, the TACAS did activate, but because the durn thing had not been serviced in several years...the 1960s to be exact...everything was transformed...

RY: Gaaah! I look like something out of the...oh, no...
Max: I shall cleanse the planet, yes, I shall...

N: Yes, Ry, for as we speak our heroes at Frostbite Falls, Rocket J. Squirrel and Bullwinkle J. Moose, were waiting for Echidna and Purity to host the FoE Follies at the downtown Sprag Johannsen Theater overlooking West Frostbite. Neither of them knew the predicament poor Ech and Pure were in, except Rocky knew something was amiss...

[Rocky] Hey, Bullwinkle, where's Purity and Echidna...

[Bullwinkle] Is that the new rock group coming here, Rock?

[Rocky] No, Ech and Purity are missing...

[Bw] Well, it's 2000, Rock, nothin's Pure anymore, tho' some things are a bit Echhy...

[R (annoyed)] No, Bullwinkle! Echidna and Purity from FoE. They shoulda been here for the Follies..

[N] Yes, little did Max know that the FoE Follies were one of the new items revitalizing Frostbite Falls' income since Rocky and Bullwinkle made their return to the big screen. For people miles around flocked to see Ech and Purity's sensation show, with Mr. Nunu the demented penguin, and D'artigan the incomprehensible Dragonite. Meanwhile, however, somebody noted Max's demented scheme and decided to take action. Much to Ry and Max's chagrin..

Fearless Leader, Boris, Natasha and Snidley Whiplash bust in.

[Max] What! Infiedels!

[SW] No, a Canadian and some Pottsylvanians!

[FL] Dat's right, Maxie! You are through! Ve shall be taking over dis shingdig!

[Ry] Boris, Natasha...Snidley Whiplash...(stunned) Fearless Leader?!?

[Boris] Dat's right, keed, we are taking over!

[Max (charging towards the evil doers)] No, you will not deprive me of my cleansening! I shall destroy you and Purity and Echidna!!!

[N] But just as Max was about to charge at our evil clan, Snidley handed him a rocket.

[SL] Here! (thrusting rocket into Max's hands) You need a vacation, kid! Have a nice trip!

Rocket launches, pulling Max up into the stratosphere..

[Max] ahlshlsjlsurtjfoieojfaoprujopadjfaopidj....koooossseeebannnnnneeee!

[N] The rocket exploded with a dazzling display of lights as passerbys looked on..

[People (looking up)] Oooooh! Ahhhhh!

[Purity] Well, that's over, get us down from here!

[N] But just as Ry was about to save them he was jumped by Boris and Natasha.

[FL] Not zo fast, buddy boy, ve are now holding you, Pureety and Echeedna hostage.

[Ech] But whatever for, we're FoE, I didn't think my organisation threatened you, Fearless Leader?

[Boris] Eet doesn't keed, ve vant you to either put us in your follies or else..

[Ech] Or else what?

[Snidley] We tie Ms. Purity to the train tracks. That's what.

[Purity] Why am I not surprised?

[Natasha] Dah-link, dere's no train tracks here.

[SL] Then I'll build a railroad and put her on them...

[FL] Through a church, Viplash, von't people notice?

[SL] You've seen the Houston Highways, lately, I'm telling you they won't notice a thing...

[N] But all was not lost, for the rocket explosion was also seen by the keen eyes of Inspector Fenwick, who immediately recognized Whiplash's handy work, and had also received an urgent message from Rocky.

[Insp. Fenwick] Do-Right! Come here!

[N] Enter Dudley Do-Right of the Mounties, the all around champion of Canadians and Americans everywhere.

[Do-Right] Hello, Inspector, you called?

[IF] That I did, Do-Right, did you notice that rocket that exploded over Texas?

[DR] Oh yes, sir I did, I thought the Fourth of July was already over.

[IF] It is, over, Do-Right! It's been over for two weeks now! That rocket was shot off by Snidley Whiplash!

[DR] Snidley Whiplash! That fiend, what has he done now?

[IF] Seems he has joined forces with Fearless Leader and those bad agents and they are holding Echidna hostage..

[DR]WHAT?

[N] yes, no one knew that the worst thing to do near a Mountie is hold a Canadian hostage. And since Echidna was indeed Canadian, this caused Dudley's blood to boil. Brooking no time he set off for Houston on Horse and met up with our heroes, Rocky and Bullwinkle. As they were now entering the main Highway, they came to an incredible obstacle.

[R] Dudley, stop!

[DR] What is it, Mr. Rocky?

[R] Highway 59's closed! We can't get to the church to save Echidna and Purity.

[Bw] But why, Rock, I think Ech and Pure make a lovely couple..

[R] They're not there to get married, you dip!

[Bw] Oh, they're not...

[N] No they were not, for while the boys were stumped at the shutdown of Highway 59, Snidley had just finished constructing his personal railroad through the church, placing Ry and Purity on the tracks.

Will our heroes save them? And what did happen to Max? And do you even care? Be with us next time for FoE's Woes, or Ry and Purity Hit the Rails.

Hackman of the FoE

(I haven't watched Rocky and Bullwinkle for a looooong time...)

Last time, Ry and Purity were tied to Snidely Whiplash's just-built train tracks through the church of Maxrpg, who had just been shot out of the area by a rocket.

Also, our heroes are stuck at Highway 59, for it had mysteriously been closed.

(back to church scene)

[Ech] Not to worry guys, I don't think you'll be in danger anytime soon.

[Snidley] And why is that?

[Natasha] Agh! Ve forgot ze train!

[N] Yes. The three baddies had forgotten the crucial element of the scene. The train!

[Boris] We go get train! (runs off)

(to Rocky and Bullwinkle)

[Rocky] I don't understand. Why is Highway 59 closed? I don't see a thing!

[Bullwinkle] It's not. But this sign says wrong way.

[R] Wait a minute... That's not right!

(Rocky twists the sign so it faces the opposite direction)

[Max] Way to go. Now I can get back to exact revenge!

[BW] Um, excuse me. Where are you heading mister?

[Max] I'm going to burn up the entities of evil, Echidna and Purity.

[R] Ok. We'll go with you... Burn Ech and Pure?

[N] But it was too late, for Max had run far ahead of our heroes, leaving them no choice but to make haste.

(scene goes to Boris pulling a train behind him)

[Boris] Agh. This heavy... <grunts>

Dudley: Out of my way, cars! *honks horn, or in this case, horse*
Horse: Neigh!
Dudley: Sorry...

Purity: Great. We're gonna get hit by a train.
Ry: No, we're not. I sent for reinforcements.
Ryle: I have arrived!
Ryle tackles the fearless leader.
Fearless Leader: Getting fox dude off of me!!! Now!!!
Natasha: Right, Fearless Leader!
Ryle proceeds to beat the crap out of the fearless leader.
Natasha: A Laser Gun! Holding it right there, or I will shoot the hostages!
Ryle: Darn.
Later....
Ryle: Now I'm tied to the railroad tracks.
Purity: Bummer.

Max: We're lost! In the middle of the desert!
Rocky: Look Bullwinkle! A sandworm!
Narrator: Sure enough, Bullwinkle looked up and saw a huge sandworm!
Bullwinkle: What are we gonna do, Rock?

[N] Although due to the Ward atmosphere, the Fourth Fanger could not show up, but his previous Incarnation could...resembling something like a toon wolf with a wizard's outfit..the Third Fanger showed up.

[F3] Hold it you guys!

[Boris]Vat now? Ve gonna keel Ech and Pureety vith train!

[F3] (sighing) I don't know who's dumber, you or Moose! Didn't you want to audition for the FoE follies?

[N] Yes, caught up in their own bloodlust, the villains completely forgot about their demands to be put in the FoE Follies, prompting Snidley to stop the train...

[SW] Ye gads! We almost blew it, yes, it's been years since we had a captive audience!

[Ech, Ryle, Ry and Purity] oh...no...

[N] Oh, yes, being reminded about the Follies, the villains scooped up their victims and took them to the nearest abandoned theater on the outskirts of Houston. Where Purity, Echidna, Ry and Ryle would be subjected to randoms acts of torture. But fortunately Fanger had a plan, meanwhile our heroes finally got off Highway 59 and were on their way.

[R] Hey, Bullwinkle, that Max's guy is acting strange.

[BW] Oh, I don't know, Rock, seems alright to me.

[Max] yes..hehe..I'll burn Ech and Pure and cleanse the planet...hehe...that's what I'll do...

[BW] Now just a gol'durn minit there, Max!

[Max] what...

[R] And now, for those wanting to cleanse the planet more efficiently...here's Mr. Know-It-All!

[BW] Well, how to cleanse the planet! First, despite what you have been told, burning people is not the way, Max.

[Max] (protesting) But Purity and Ech are evil!

[BW] Tut, tut! So are Boris and Natasha, but you don't see me and Rock having a Pottsylvanian Bar-B-Que with them do you? Besides, burning people is bad for the enviroment...

[Dudley] Oh, my, yes, so Mr. Know-It-All, how does one go about cleansing the planet?

[BW (holding up scouring powder)] You need a really good cleanser, my friend, and lots of elbow grease...and a really good cleaning equipment....

[N] While Mr. Know-It-All was educating Max, meanwhile, Fanger's plan was set into motion. Disguised as the famous playwright, Fan Tasticscript, he set up the auditions. While the others watched in amazement.

[FL (on stage)] And now, here dey are all de vay from Pottsylvania, to sing for you und me, Boris and Natasha.

Boris and Natasha are decked out in Rock-and-Roll outfits playing guitar and drums.

[B and N (singing)] It's a Pottsylvanian vorld, baby, und you're heart is like gold. Ve pick de lock vith our pet rock, und ve can't see a ting vithout sole. It's a Pottsylvanian vorld baby, und our hate couldn't get much high, ve share our fighting, vith dynamite tings, und blow you up vith booby-trapped hair dryer...

[F3] Yes, very nice. You'll be scheduled in after Whiplash's number, which is next...

Snidley Whiplash- The Musical.
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Snidley Whiplash: This is a song about something I love to do.
F3: Tying people to railroad tracks?
Snidley: No. Playing whiffleball.
All: Whiffleball?
Snidley: I hit the ball, it goes far
It smashes the windows of cars
Whiffleball!!!
F3: is that all?
Snidley: Yup.
Fearless Leader: Hey, now what?
Boris: Time vor our zong!
Natasha: Yez, our zong!
F3: OK, you guys are up.
Narrator: Meanwhile, our antiheroes were tied up in the front row.
Echidna: Great. They're going to sing.
Just then, Mihoshi burst through the roof!
Mihoshi: You're all under arrest!
Mihoshi points a laser gun at Fearless Leader.
Fearless Leader: You'll never take me alive!
Narrator: Suddenly, Fearless Leader pulls out a stun gun and blasts Mihoshi with it, knocking her out.
F3: Hey!
F3 takes off his disguise.
Fearless Leader: The Third Fanger!!! Grr....
F3 grabs Boris and Natasha.
F3: I'm apprehending these dangerous criminals. Surrender, Fearless Leader.
Fearless Leader: Never!!!
Narrator: Just then, Fearless Leader drags Mihoshi over to his airship and flies away.
F3: Darn.
Narrator: F3 unties our anti-heroes.
F3: He got away. But at least we have these two. Hey, where's Snidley?
Narrator: Unnoticed, Snidley had snuck out the back door, when.....
Washu: A guinea pig!
Snidley: Oh no!
Washu grabs Snidley.
Washu: Come on! It'll be fun!
Snidley: No! No!!
Narrator: Meanwhile, in Fearless Leader's airship, Mihoshi was tied up!
Mihoshi: Help! SOmebody! Anybody! TENCHI!!!!
Fearless Leader: Be quiet! I'm about to unleash my evil plan!
Mihoshi: Huh? What's that?
Fearless Leader: I don't have one yet, but pretty soon I will! Mweeheeheehee!!!
Narrator: Meanwhile, our heroes had arrived at the theater.
Bullwinkle: The jig is up!
F3: Bullwinkle, shove it.
Bullwinkle: OK.
Narrator: Bullwinkle shoved the fake wall. It fell down.
Rocky: I don't think that's what he meant.
Narrator: What is Fearless Leader's evil plan? What will become of Mihoshi? Find out next time, in A Plan in Hand, or, I'm a Soul Plan!