A funny fanfic I made up off the top of my head...
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[The scene: A television studio in New York City. Inside....]
Regis Philbin: So, Ry, for 100 dollars, what is the capital of Illinois? A) Springfield, B) Chicago, C) Peoria, or D) Care Bear City
Ry: Hmm..... I'll say A.
Regis Philbin: Is that your final answer?
Ry: Yes.
Regis Philbin: Are you sure?
Ry: Yes.
Regis Philbin: Are you absolutely sure that the answer you have chosen is your final, final answer.
Ry: YES!
Regis: Are you sure?
Ry: YES! IT'S MY FREAKIN' FINAL ANSWER!!!!
Suddenly, Barney the Dinosaur bursts in through the wall. He is holding Purity.
Barney: Everyone freeze! I have a hostage!
Purity: Yeah! He has a hostage! Say, who's the hostage?
Barney: You are!
Purity: Oh. OK.
Ry: Freeze, evil dinosaur!
Barney: Come get me!
Suddenly, Echidna jumps from the audience and starts beating up Barney.
Purity: Go Barney!
Ry: What the heck?
Purity: OK! So I'm not the real Purity! I'm just a guy named Stuart! But if I was the real Purity, I would be the best Purity in all the land! And people would say, "Oh Stewart, you are the best Purity! Ever!
Ry: So where's the real Purity!
Stuart: Well, she's on vacation! Or maybe she's impersonating Regis Philbin!
The real Purity: Is that your final answer?
Echidna: Purity!
Barney: *dies*
Ry: Yay. Now can we go home?
Echidna: No. Now you must die.
Ry: Argh!!!
Suddenly, a big kangaroo with a cape comes crashing through the ceiling.
Kangaroo: I am the Super Kangaroo! I am twice as powerful as a normal kangaroo!
Echidna: Boo hoo.
Echidna destroys the Kangaroo.
Brak: I like beans!
Echinda: Beans, beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat...
Purity grabs Echidna and drags him off. Ry just stands there.
Ry: Oh great, now what?
Suddenly, the Digimon theme song plays.
Brak: Digimon! Yeah! My favorite show!
Ry: NOOOO!!!!
Ry tackles Brock. Suddenly, the 'Millionaire' set is replaced by the Jerry Springer set.
Jerry Springer: Welcome to the Jerry Springer show!
Ry: ARGH!!!
Brak: I like beans.
TO BE CONTINUED

dunestar jumps into the fray....

Brak recalls the time he got on "Who Wants to Be a Millonarie."

[Regis] Okay, Brak, here's the question: What Bean is most likely used as a laxative? A)Lima beans; B)Chili beans, C)Guava Beans or D)Green Beans....

[Brak] Aw, man! That's a trick question....

[R] You still have two lifelines? Should you call a friend or do 50-50?

[Br] Hmmm...(thinking)...I wanna call a friend...

[R] Okay, who do you want to call?

[Br] Zorak at the Ghost Planet...

[R] Okay, let's see if our friends at AT&T can help us get Zorak on the line.

Phone rings, Zorak picks it up.

[Z]Yeah, what the H@!! do you want?

[R] (stunned) Uh, this is Regis Philbin from...

[Z] yeah,yeah, I know you who are, let me guess, Brak-boy needs my help, because you overloaded his simple brain with Is that your final answer? Is that your final answer? I'll give you a final answer...right upside your...

[Br] uh, Zorak, what beans are used as a laxative?

[Z] That's easy, Guava Beans, of course, like the time we put some into Space Ghost's coffee..MWHAHAHA!

[R] Uh, wait a minute, Zorak, you didn't hear the rest of...

[Z] It's Guava Beans, you idiot! Why I otta... Zorak gets cut-off as time runs out

[R] (stunned) Well...Brak...what's your answer...

[Br] I'd like my 50-50, Mr. Philbin!

[R] (astonished) But didn't you hear what...

[Br] GIVE ME MY 50-50 OR I'LL HIT YA WITH THIS TELFON FRYIN' PAN!

[R] Er...okay, computer remove two answers, leaving the right...

Suddenly an explosion occurs, we see Zorak brandishing a weapon.

[Z] All right, Philbin, I'll teach you to hang up on me! (Aiming his weapon, Zorak is interrupted by a familiar voice).

[SG] And I teach you to put Guava Beans in my coffee! Eat destructo-beam, Mister!

(Regrettably, Zorak dodges and Space Ghost hits Regis' chair launching him into orbit.)

[Br] (confused) Does this mean I don't get the million dollars?

Resuming back to normal time

[Dunestar] Sheesh, y'all were lucky Disney and ABC didn't sue you for that! Took me half the galaxy to locate that poor man, good thing that chair was equipped with an oxygen ejection system...

[Brak] Yeah, and I didn't get my million dollars..

[D] Brak! You're lucky you didn't have to pay ten million dollars for the damage and destruction you did.

[Z] Ah, quit yer whining, DuneMoon! ABC said we were the best ratings since that Starsky and Hutch reunion...besides, you're jealous because nobody wants to see a Wolf-Bum like you on television...

[Dunestar angrily hurls a PK Energy Bolt at Zorak..]

[Z] AAAAAAGGGGHHHH! [Zorak is now an iguana...]