[Dunestar] Hello, again, this is your ol' idiotic insominiac, Dunestar, bringing you the second half of our Extremely Late, Late, Late, Boy-would-you-lookit-th-time Movies! And tonight we're featuring that romantic comedy, Are Husbands Really Necessary? with that international star, GaGa Zabor..

[GaGa] Dah-ling, of course I love you! Your past means nothing to me, I don't care what you've been! To me you're no different than any average American boy...with 8 or 9 million dollars..

[D] We'll be right back to our big hit movie, after this brief message...

[Coyote] Yo, Pure! Hey, Pure, [smiling ] Look, Pure, baby, no cavities....

Suddenly a hammer hits Coyote in the face...

[Coyote] ARRRRGHHHH!!!

[Purity] Look again, ya little monster...

[D] And now we return to our Motion Picture Masterpiece, The Naked City...

Door opens...

[Julia Roberts] Ahhhhhhh!!! Slams door.

[D] Err...uh..I guess Ms. Roberts must've dropped her towel. But now, here's something of vital importance to all of you....

[Echidna (sounding congested)] Hi, you wouldn't believe it, I'm ruling FoE and I have a cold. But I've been using that new exclusive, 3-layered cold tablet, that shrinks congestion, and reduces swollen membranes...

It's called Frezsplat..achoo...cough...creeeek...grind...click...wooo...wheeze, cough...achooo

Thank God, I can finally breathe again...Wachoooo...

[D] And now a word from our alternate sponsor...

[Ryle] {phbbbbbt....}

[D] Thank you, Commander Kitsunan! Now we return to our feature film, that international love story, Ranma Married Abroad

[Captain] Mr. Saotome, we must insist you not get wet for the remainder of the voyage, some of our men have never been with a pretty lady....instant ones at that...

[D] Hello, me again, this is positively the last time I'll interrupt the movie....

[Robbie enters in tux.] This'll get the Soylent Green people, no one can resist a well-dressed man.
[Homer Simpson] Phbt! Stupid Robbie! Soylent Green don't want people with good taste, Soylent Green wants people that taste good.
[Announcer] Sorry, Robbie...
[Homer] Ahhhhhh...Soy...lent...Green....

[D]That's all for tonight friends, be sure to tune in tomorrow night for that classic romantic comedy, I Was The Son Of A Teenage Brain Sur. And now, here's the famous director of that motion picture, to tell you about some of the laughs you'll expect to see in this film.

[AF] Good Evening. In this motion picture, you'll see the body of a boy, the mind of a monster, the legs of a frog, an a soul of an unearthly thing. See these ghastly ghouls in your living room in flaming colour. Night all.

[D] And good night to you, Alfred Fitchcrock. See you tomorrow night, you night owls, you, for the Extremely Late, Late, Late, Boy-would-you-lookit-the-time! Movies!