space ghost's forum sketch...

 

[Space Ghost]: Well, lookie here, I've got a Forum..

[Dunestar]: Yes, I think that's what Purity meant when she named this Forum Space Ghost

[SG]: Yes, Dunestar. It's my Forum, not Zorak's or Moltar's, or even Ms. Fonotenor's.

[Moltar]: Actually, Space Ghost, Ms. Fonotenor said she wouldn't be caught dead in one of these technological claptraps, and I can't find a computer that can handle the extreme temperatures

[Zorak]: Yeah, besides Dunestar's Anime is far superior than yours.

[Dunestar]: Well..

Space Ghost hits Zorak with his Destructo Beam.

[SG]: It's not nice to pick on Space Ghost... Besides I could have an Anime Website, I do work for Toonami.

[Moltar]: Since when?

[SG]: oh you know, when you got sick back during the second season...

[Moltar]: Oh fer crying out loud, you only had one lousy cameo, and that was hosting Sailor Moon.. By the way, Sailor Mars wants to have a word with you about fixing her up with Johnny Bravo.

[SG]: She knew the job was dangerous when she took it, Moltar.

[Dunestar]: Well, even so, Space Ghost, you can't have an Anime Forum, you don't even have a Gundam..

[SG]: Lissen up, Duneboy, I do so have a Gundam, right out there.. [points to Phantom Cruiser]

[Z and M]:

[SG]: What?!

[z]: That's the Phantom Cruiser, you dip, it's a spaceship, it's not a Gundam...

[SG]: Tell me, Mr. Smarty Pants, do Gundams fly in space?

[Z]: What?

[SG]: Do Gundams fly in space? [Z]: Well, yeah, but... [SG]: THEN I HAVE A GUNDAM... the Phantom Gundam

[Moltar]: Uh, no, you don't, Space Ghost...

[Dunestar]: Yes, Gundams are BioMechs [SG] ..... [Dunestar]: Giant Robots, Space Ghost, unless your Phantom Cruiser can morph into a robot..

[Z]: Nah, then it'd be one of those Mechs from Robotech..

[SG]: So what? Ms. Purity made me a Forum and you don't have one, so there...

[Dunestar]: Real Mature, Space Ghost...

Brak enters...

[Brak] WOOOWEEE, Lookie Me! I'm in Space Ghost's Forum!

[Dunestar] You most certainly are, Brak. Howcum you never got a Forum?

[Brak] Oh, I do, Dunestar!

[Dunestar].... uh, really...

[Brak] It's called Beans for Brak where I talk about beans and their wonderful odors they cause...

[D] Uh, really? Has anyone posted on your forum, Brak?

[Br] Only some strange kid called Cartman, busted my censor portion of the forum, and only talks about farts. And Beans making farts. And Farts making Beans.

[Zorak] Brak, you don't know beans! That's why no one [except that strange fat kid] goes to your Forum!

[D] (giving Zorak a strange expression) Oh, yeah, I can see everyone scrambling to post on your forum: Bug Pod People...that's a real winner...

[Z] Hey, Duneboy! I'll have you know LOTS of people come to MY forum!

[D] Other than Marvin and the Brain?

[Z] Well...(in a low tone) confidentally, that Brain Guy scares me...he's got the world-conquering thing going great, he...well...he creeps me out...and that friend of his, Pinky...

[Br] (perks up) Oh I like Pinky!

[Z] You would. Marvin, on the other hand, has the right idea. Blow up them planets! MWAHHAHAHAH!

[D] Yes, but if you blow everything up what's left to conquer, eh, Zorak?

[Z] (thinks for a moment) Darn. Knew it sounded to simple...

To be continued....

 

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