"Aww, come on, Purity! Why won't you go to my graduation party?"
"I already said! I'll go to it."
"But why won't you wear that hat I sent you?"
"Because it says 'Property of Elroy,' and I'm not your property."
"Darn. Oh, well! see you at the party!"
"Right."
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Elroy hangs up the phone.
"Oh, man. Purity is not going to have a good time here at my party.
I need to catch her favorite Pokémon!"
Elroy, his goal being to win Purity's heart, must set out to catch her favorite Pokémon!
"Uhh...what's Purity's favorite Pokémon again?"
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Quest 1:
Knowledge

~CHAPTER 1~

"Okay, let's see. In order to find out her favorite Pokémon, I'll just ask her!"
Elroy grabs the phone and dials up purity's number.
"Hello?"
"Hi, purity! I needed to ask you a--"
"I already said, I'm not going to wear the hat! *click*"
Elroy hangs up the phone again.
"This is getting complicated. I know! I'll call up Purity's friends."
Elroy grabs his trusty notepad.
"Now let's see...who's in the FoE: Elite group that I can remember?"
A few moments pass.
"AHA! THE ECHINDA!"
Elroy scribbles on his notepad.
He grabs a phonebook.
He starts looking through it.
"Echinda...echinda...Ahh! Here it is!"
Elroy dials up the Echinda's phone number in hopes of finding out her favorite Pokémon.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Ech. It's me, elroy."
"Who?"
"Anyway, I need to know what Purity's favorite Pokémon is."
"Why? And who the heck are you, anyway?"
"I'm going to catch one for her, silly."
"Okay. But i'll only tell you if you catch me my favorite Pokémon."
"Alright. what's your favorite Pokémon?"
"Not telling."
"Darn. Who else knows?"
"well, there's Purity."
"I can't call her again. Who else?"
"Ryle knows."
elroy writes on his notepad again.
"You know, I could be doing other things than catching Pokémon for other people."
"Why do you want to do this for her, anyway? I've never done this for her, and I'm--"
"Because I just want to, okay?"
Elroy hangs up the phone quickly. he begins to search the phone book again.
"Let's see...Ryle....ryle..."
~end of chapter~

~CHAPTER 2~

"Ryle....AHA! Here it is!"
Elroy grabs the phone again.
"Hmm...before I call Ryle, I think I'll do a prank phone call!"
He dials up a random number.
"Hello? You've reached the Sugarshock main office. How may we assist you?"
"Oh my gosh! That must be somehow imprinted in my brain!"
"Pardon?"
"Is this nick15?"
"No, this is the echinda. Who is this?"
"How come you answered this phone? This isn't your phone number!"
"The sugarshock main office is in my house."
"Oh. WAIT a minute..."
Elroy thinks for a second, but then
"Goodbye, elroy. *dial tone*"
"Darn! No prank for me! Oh, I better call Ryle now. And why am I talking to myself?"
Elroy dials up Ryle number.
"Hello? You've reached the answering machine of Ryle."
"NOOO! I NEED TO TALK WITH HIM!!!"
The answering machine beeps.
"Well, if you want to talk to ryle, you're going to have to catch me my favorite--"
"Don't even start with me! You're just an answering machine. You can't talk!"
time passes.
"But just in case, you better tell me what it is."
"Hmmm...no."
"I'll leave a high-pitched tone on you!"
"Alright, alright. The Pokémon that you must catch for me is called Angrydumon."
"That sounds like a Digimon. Should I break out my Digivice?"
"That's all you know about digimon, isn't it?"
"CREST!"
"Oh....kay....anyway, Angrydumon is a Pokémon."
"Hey, I have a question for you...is your refridgerator running?"
"No. It's been broken for two weeks."
"Darn."
"*BEEP*"
"Ouch! That was really loud!"
"*click*"
Elroy hangs up the phone angrily.
"Hmmm...Angrydumon...odd name."
Elroy stands up and grabs his pokéballs, pokédex, and his pepper spray.
"Never can be too prepared! I should probably put some pants on before I leave, though."
~end of chapter~

~CHAPTER 3~

Elroy grabs a pair of pants and quickly puts them on.
"Time to leave!"
Elroy grabs a Pokéball.
"Ponyta, go!"
Ponyta neighs. elroy jumps on the back of Ponyta.
"We're off to find Angrydumon!"
Ponyta stands still.
"Oh, no! I have no clue on where to go! Ponyta, return! I need to find out where Angrydumon lives."
Elroy grabs the phone again and calls Ryle's number again.
"What do you want? This is Ryle's answering machine."
"where does Angrydumon live?"
"A smart guy like you should be able to figure that--"
"Shut up and tell me."
"He lives in the Caves of *dial tone*"
"No! He hung up on me!"
"No I didn't. It's called the Caves of *dial tone*. You have to include the stars in the name."
"Yes, I see. This isn't making sense anymore."
"You know, I could cut you off in the blink of an eye and add you to the Caller ID Block list."
"Sheesh. Does Ryle have a favorite Pokémon? I should probably find out early."
"I don't know. Do you think Ryle talks to me? No! All he
ever said was 'Hello? You've reached the answering machine
of Ryle.' And that wasn't for very long. I've been taken
for granted! 'Oh, sorry if I'm disturbing you, Ryle. All I
do is sit here and ANSWER THE PHONE WHILE YOU ARE AWAY!!!!"
"Umm....right. Well, I have better things to do than listen to your emotional hang-ups."
"Is that supposed to be a phone joke?"
"NO! Not at all."
"Good. *click*"
Elroy sighs.
"The Caves of *dial tone*. Hmm. This is turning into a nightmare."
Elroy looks at his Pokéball.
"Ponyta, go!"
He jumps on the back of Ponyta. Again.
"We're off to the Caves of *dial tone* to find the legendary and rare Angrydumon."
Elroy's phone rings.
Elroy picks it up.
"Hello?"
"Are you Elroy Jetson from that TV show 'The Jetsons'? That's my favorite."
"No, I just look exactly like him and talk like him and have the same last name."
"You're being sarcastic!"
"Actually, I'm not. Good day, sir."
"But I'm not a man."
Elroy hangs up the phone.
"Let's start our Quest for Purity!"
Ponyta snorts.
"...by capturing a Pokémon for Ryle's answeriong machine,
who will let us talk to Ryle, who will tell us The Ech's
favorite Pokémon, which we will catch, and then we'll catch
Purity's favorite Pokémon, which The Echinda will tell us
what it is!"
They head off for their next quest: The Caves of *dial tone*!
~end of chapter~
~end of quest 1~

Quest 2:
The Caves of *dial tone*

~CHAPTER 1~

Elroy is riding on his Ponyta to go to the caves of *dial tone*.
"That Angrydumon better be easy to catch, or else Ryle's going to need a new answering machine."
Elroy rides past a boy holding a sign.
The sign says: "Free Charizard to Good Home".
"I should go talk to that poor kid."
Elroy rides over to the boy.
"Is this your Charizard?"
"Yes it is, sir."
"He looks healthy. Why are you giving him away?"
"I...I can't afford him."
"But Pokémon food is really cheap nowadays."
"I-I ran away from home."
"But aren't your parents worried?"
The boy looks at elroy angrily.
"They don't like me. They don't like charizard, either."
"I'm not so sure about that. I'm sure your mother and father would be very happy if you went home to them."
The boy smiles.
"You think?"
"I'm positive."
"Thanks, mister! You can have Charizard."
"I couldn't."
"Please?"
Elroy looks at the boy.
"*sigh* Alright."
"Thabks, mister! I'm going to tell all my friends about you! What's your name, anyway?"
"My name is Elroy. What's yours?"
"Billy. Nice meeting you, Elroy!"
Billy runs to his home.
"I sure hope I did the right thing."
Elroy looks at charizard.
"Charizard, return!"
elroy puts the Pokéball in his pocket.
"Ponyta, head towards the Caves of *dial tone*!"
Ponyta neighs, and they ride towards their caves.
But, in the meantime...
A dark figure is hiding behind the bushes.
"You won't get her...you won't get her........"
~end of chapter~
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He-he-he! I threw in some more suspense!
who is this figure? who called elroy before?
what does angrydumon look like?
All this will be explained in the next chapter of: DRAGON BALL Z! I mean Elroy's Quest!

~CHAPTER 2~

Elroy and his Ponyta reach the caves of *dial tone*.
"I guess this is the place, Ponyta."
Elroy hops off of Ponyta.
"Ponyta, return!"
Elroy heads into the caves.
Suddenly, he hears a strange sound.
"*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP*"
"Hey, that sounds like a...DIAL TONE!"
"YOU ARE CORRECT, STRANGER!"
Elroy looks around, but he cannot determine the source of the voice.
"Wh-who's there?"
"IT IS I, THE RARE ANGRYDUMON!"
"You can talk?"
"Of course I can talk. I'm a very rare Pokémon."
"But of course."
"YOU ARE FOOLISH TO THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME."
"All I need to do is--"
"I'VE SENT MY GUARD POKEMON OUT TO KILL YOU!"
"Kill...me? Why can't he just chase me away?"
"Well, that's less dramatic."
"oh. I see."
"TRANSFACE, GO! KILL HIM!"
"Trans...Face?"
Suddenly, a robot Pokémon appears out of nowhere.
"Destroy....stranger...."
"No! You don't wanna kill me."
"State your reason for being here or die!"
"Well, I--"
"Too late! Now you die!"
Elroy looks around for something to hit it with.
"Why aren't there any stupid rocks in this place?"
He fumbles through his pockets and grabs an object.
He hurls the object at TransFace.
"Ha!"
The object, which is a Pokéball, opens.
"Oh...my...goodness! It's Charizard!"
"Char!"
"Charizard, flamethrower!"
Charizard spits out a burst of flame at TransFace.
"You cannot defeat me, for I am TransFace!"
Elroy's heart is racing.
"I know! My pepper spray!"
"TRANSFACE! CLOG HIS MIND UP WITH BAD MEMORIES!"
"I will, sir Angrydumon!"
Suddenly, Elroy screams.
"Make it stop! Make it stop!"
"KILL HIM NOW!!!"
"I need to think about other things. I need to think about good things..."
Suddenly, elroy hears a voice in his head.
"I already said, I'm not going to wear that hat!"
Elroy looks up.
"Purity?" he says.
~end of chapter~

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Before the next chapter begins, I would just like to say that this was meant to be in the second chapter, but I got kicked off for a while.
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~CHAPTER 3~

Elroy looks around for Purity.
"That's right, it's in my head."
Purity's voice is still in Elroy's head.
"It says, 'Property of Elroy' and I'm not your property...'"
Elroy can think a little bit straighter now.
"Wait a minute...if TransFace is clogging my mind with *bad* memories, then I must push them out with *good* memories! And that means..."
Elroy smiles.
"I GET TO THINK OF PURITY!"
Elroy starts to think about Purity.
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Purity and elroy have known each other for a long time, yet they have not spoken much.
Over a period of time, Elroy started to develop a crush on purity. But he went unnoticed.
But, he has always tried to talk to her at every chance he gets.
And now, back to the story...
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"Ha!"
Elroy sprays the pepper spray directly at TransFace.
"Ouch! That hurts. Just tell me why you are here."
"I need to catch Angrydumon."
"Why?"
"To give it to Ryle's answering machine."
"Why?"
"So that Ryle will tell me The Echinda's Favorite Pokémon."
"Why?"
"So that The Echinda will tell me Purity's favorite Pokémon."
"Why?"
"So that I can catch it for her and give it to her."
"Why?"
"So she will love me."
"Why?"
"I just told you."
"Why?"
"You're broken, aren't you?"
"why?"
Elroy hits TransFace on the head.
"Ouch again. Anyway, I heard what you said."
"And? Do I get to see Angrydumon?"
"No. But your story is so sweet!"
"Shut up."
"I mean, it's so cute that you want to catch her a Pokémon."
"Shut up!"
"You're so sweet to do that for her!"
"SHUT UP!"
"Yikes. Don't get so angry."
"I don't want to get angry. I want to get Angrydumon."
"Oh, well that's different. Come this way."
Elroy follows TransFace to Angrydumon's lair.
"Why does he have a lair?"
"He's the boss around here."
Elroy pats Charizard on the head.
"Do you have a lair, TransFace?"
"No. I have a hole in the side of the wall."
"How sad for you."
"It's not too bad. I used to live in a hole in the ceiling. But I kept falling out."
The three reach Angrydumon's lair.
"ENTER!"
Elroy opens the door.
"Hey, you're not that scary!"
"YES I AM!"
"No, you're just a cheaply drawn dark-red square with yellow eyes, a yellow nose, and a yellow mouth."
"THAT'S NOT--Well, actually you're right."
"Is that why nobody has caught you? Becuase you look stupid?"
"No. TransFace here usually kills them."
"Oh."
"So you want to catch me, I suppose?"
"Correction: I *NEED* to catch you."
"I know. TransFace e-mailed your story to me. How sweet!"
"You know, I have a fully-charged Charizard here waiting to kill something. Would you like that to be you?"
"No."
"Then stop talking and get into the Pokéball."
"My, my! Aren't we impatient today?"
"DO IT!"
"Okay."
Angrydumon gets captured by elroy!
"Yes! I will find out Purity's Favorite Pokémon!"
"Not if I can help it!"
Elroy turns around. It's the dark figure from before!
"Oh, my! You're...
~end of chapter~

Hee-hee! More suspense!
Wouldn't you like to know who it is?
*not telling!*
I'll give a hint, though: there is an "N" somewhere in his name.
rejection

Quest 2, Chapter 4

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Before I start, I would like to point out that I have nothig against Ech in any way, shape or form.
Now, to the story!
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"...nick15?"
"Yes. You got a problem with that?"
"Why are you here? I thought you were Ech!"
"Yeah, well I'm not. Tough break, huh?"
"But why are you here?"
"Because. You're here for Angrydumon. Well, she is mine!"
"Sh-she? Angrydumon is a female?"
"Yes. And you will never get her!"
TransFace enters again.
"Actually, Angrydumon is really a male..."
"Shut up." says nick.
"You know, I could be doing better things than battling you."
"Stop talking. Mew, go!"
"I didn't know you had a mew."
"I don't. I borrowed this one."
"Darn. Oh, well. Charizard, go!"
Mew and Charizard fight.
"Beat mew!"
"Beat, mew!"
Charizard wins!
"And now, as my prize, I get to leave."
Elroy hops on the back of Charizard and flys back to his home.

AT ELROY'S HOME...

"Okay. I need to find Ryle's Address so that I can give this Angrydumon to his answering machine."
He thinks for a moment.
"I'll use that new 'Double-0 Info' thing that Elaine from 'Seinfeld' advertises!"
Elroy dials 00 on his phone.
"AT&T Double-0 Info, how may I help you?"
"I need an address for Ryle. He's in FoE."
"Here it is:"
Elroy writes down Ryle's address.
"Thanks a million. Is this service free?"
"Nope. 100 bucks a pop."
"darn."
~end of chapter~
~end of quest 2~

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Yep, that's right. Out of the Caves of *dial tone*. and into:
ELROY'S QUEST: COMPLETION
Woo-hoo!
Quest 3? Nope, a little side story...

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Yes. this is a fanfic.
Yes, it does have to do with Elroy's quest.
No, it is not Quest 3: Completion.
No, it does not feature Elroy.
But this is important to the story.
AND YOU SHALL READ IT!
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"Yes. Mmhmm. That's perfect. Great!"
A man is talking on the phone.
"Is the plan set?"
"All ready. This ship will sail tommorrow, around 4:00."
"It's not a ship, you moron. It's our plan to--"
"Hold on. This line is being tapped."
"What? Cut the lines!"
"Cut the lines? What do you--"
"DO IT NOW! HANG UP!"
"*click*"
The man hangs up the phone.
"They almost discovered...my perfect plan...I've spent years working on this...and my plans shall be executed!"
The man clenches his fist.
"They will not keep me from it...nobody can stop me..."

~* evil wills *~
`by`
eLrOy

A small boy walks down the street, heading towards the market.
"Milk...I need to get milk..."
He breaks into a run.
"Milk...my mother wants milk...I wonder how charizard is doing?"
The boy stops, abruptly.
He is in front of the market.
"Here we are. I might as well go inside now."
The boy enters the market.
~*~*~*~
"...yes...I can sense it...it's almost here...I shall find it...it's getting closer...and it WILL be mine!"
The man looks at the door to the room he is in.
"I will stop this pathetic battle from happening..."
The man exits.
~*~*~*~
"Where do you keep your milk?"
"In Aisle 5."
The boy walks over to Aisle 5 and grabs a gallon of milk.
He pays for it at the counter.
~*~*~*~
"I can feel it...it's drawing me towards...the market! This force of evil {inside joke! hehehe} must be destroyed. It happens today!"
The man enters the market.
He looks directly at the boy.
"Are you...Billy Williamson?"
"Y-Yes..."
The man points a device at him.
"Thank you for your time. Your time is now over."
The man presses a button on the device.
The boy dissappears!
The man looks at the cashier.
"You too, fatty."
He presses the button, and the man disappears.
"goodbye."
~end~

Remember that boy Billy?
And that guy has something to do with Quest 3.
Suspense, eh?

Quest 3, Chapter 1

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Yay! For a while I thought people had stopped reading these. But now, I see that purity read them! YAY! So now I'm starting Quest 3: Completion. And this time I'll spell Ech's name right
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Quest 3: Completion

~CHAPTER 3~

Elroy's phone rings.
"Who could that be?"
Elroy picks up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey there. It's me, nick15."
"You again?"
"Are you sure you want that Angrydumon?"
"Yes! And why aren't you updating sugarshock?"
"Sugar-what?"
"That was the entire point of SiteSwap 2000!"
"Site-what?"
"You know--You webmaster sugarshock, Ech webmasters PA!, and purity webmasters The Den."
"But now you get twice the Echy goodness!"
"Right...'Echy'...that's disturbing."
"I'll give you a fake card."
"for what?"
"Angrydumon! Have you not been listening?"
"Goodbye. I don't have time for this."
"Noo! Don't hang u--"
Elroy hangs up the phone.
He looks at his Charizard.
"I wonder how that kid is doing? What was his name again?"
"Char!"
"Never mind."
Elroy hops on the back of charizard.
"Let's go to Ryle's house now. I'm urgent to find out Purity's Favorite Pokémon."
"Char!"
Charizard flys off to Ryle's house.

AT RYLE'S HOUSE...

"Here we are. Ryle's house. I should knock on the door."
Elroy knocks on the door.
An answering machine opens the door.
"Hello! You must be elroy. Now HAND OVER THE ANGRYDUMON!"
"Wait a minute. You're not Ryle's answering machine! You're...nick15!"
"Okay, so you caught me."
"How did you get here?"
"Shut up."
~end of chapter~
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That crazy nick...

please don't hurt me.

~CHAPTER 2~

"Alrighty. Why are you here?"
"Why else? I want that Pokémon."
"Well, this is for Ryle's answering machine."
"Oh."
Ryle's answering machine walks up to the door and grabs the Pokéball.
"Thanks."
"No problem, Ryle's answering machine! Where is Ryle?"
"He's having a meeting with Echidna."
"Okay. Where is it?"
"Sugarshock."
"Darn."
Elroy hops on Charizard's back.
"Charizard, go! We need to go to Sugarshock!"

AT SUGARSHOCK...

"Here we are. Sugarshock."
Elroy walks into sugarshock.
"Wait...I thought Echidna said Sugarshock main headquarters was in his house?"
"Excuse me, may I help you?"
Elroy turns around.
"PURITY!"
".....yes, I am Purity. How are things, Elroy?"
"oh, you know, things are....fine."
"Here's your hat back."
Elroy takes the hat.
"Thank. You! Thank you!"
"No problem. What are you here for?"
"What?"
"Why did you come to Sugarshock?"
"....."
Purity sighs.
"OH! Sugarshock. I'm here to talk to Ryle."
"One moment please."
Purity presses a button on the Sugarshock control panel.
"Hey Ryle! Get down here this instant!"
Purity releases the button.
Ryle comes rushing down the stairs.
"Hi, Ryle! My name is Elroy."
"What can I do you for?"
"Can you tell me what The Echidna's favorite Pokémon is?"
"Sure. It's Alakazam."
"Thanks."
Elroy scribbles on his trusty notepad.
"No problem."
Elroy walks outside of Sugarshock HQ.
He hops on Charizard's back.
"I need to grab another can of pepper spray at home."

AT ELROY'S HOME...

"whats this? A package?"
Elroy picks up the package.
"From...Judy....Jetson. Hey, my sister sent me a package!"
Elroy tears it open.
"A...Pokéball?"
Elroy opens the Pokéball.
"It's an..............ALAKAZAM!"
~end of chapter~

~CHAPTER 3~

"Oh, this is sooooo great!"
Elroy starts dancing around.
"Oh yeah, Alakazam!"
He looks at his new Pokémon.
"With this Alakazam, I'll be able to find out Purity's favorite Pokémon!"
Elroy stops dancing and looks up into the sky.
"MY DESTINY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!"
"What the heck are you rambling on about?"
Elroy spins his head around.
"Angrydumon?"
Angrydumon nods.
"Yep. I decided to follow you home."
"Oh, man! Ryle's answering machine is gonna kill me!"
"Not really. I smashed it to pieces when it asked me to attack Ryle."
"Which attack?"
"Softboiled."
"You don't know Softboiled."
"Eggs-actly."
Elroy frowns.
"That's just sad."
"What's just sad?"
"Nothing. Hey, I need a lift to Sugarshock HQ. Can you take me?"
"Sure."
Elroy hops on Angrydumon's back.
"We're off to Sugarshock HQ!"

AT SUGARSHOCK...

Elroy walks in.
"Hey there, Purity."
"What are you doing here again?"
"I need to talk to Ech."
"Oh. He left."
"Where did he go?"
"Home."
"But this is his home."
"Not anymore. He bought a house and moved away just a few minutes ago."
"Darn. What's his address?"
"I can't tell you that. But here it is, lying on a random piece of paper that just happens to have my writing on it."
Purity hands Elroy the address.
"Thanks."
"No problem. I look forward to tommorrow."
"What's happening tommorrow?"
"Your party, silly."
"Really? Darn. Not much time."
"For what?"
"Oh, nothing. Seeya late-a!"
Elroy hops on the back of Angrydumon.
"We're off to Ech's new house!"
~end of chapter~

~CHAPTER 4~

Elroy hops off of Angrydumon's back and walks up to The Echidna's front door.
"Well, here goes nothing."
Elroy knocks on the door.
A man opens the door.
"Wait...you're not The Echidna! You're a butler."
"Yes, I am. Do you have an appointment?"
"Well...um..."
"If you do not have an appointment, then there is only one way you may meet The Great Echidna."
"The Great Echidna?"
"In order to walk past me, you must answer me these questions three. Question the first:"
The butler holds up one finger.
"What does FoE stand for?"
Elroy smiles.
"This is easy. It stands for Force of Evil."
The butler nods.
"Question the second:"
The butler raises a second finger.
"What does PA! stand for?"
"Pokémon AAAH!"
The butler nods again.
"Question the third:"
The butler holds up a third and final finger.
"What is the Echidna's favorite Pokémon?"
"Alakazam."
"That is correct. You may pass."
Elroy walks past the butler and into The Echidna's Home.
Angrydumon follows him.
"Wow, this place is big."
"Hello, Elroy!" says Ech.
"Hey there, Ech. I found an Alakazam for you."
"Oh, good. Give it to me."
"First, you have to tell me what Purity's favorite Pokémon is."
"No. First, you give me the Pokéball."
Elroy hands over Alakazam.
"Now tell me."
"Fine, fine. Purity's favorite Pokémon is--"
The Echidna's phone rings.
"Could you hold on a minute? This could be important."
The Echidna picks up the phone.
"Hello? A call for who? Why didn't she call his house? Well of course he isn't there! Why did she call Sugarshock? she thought he might be there? Okay, connect her. Yes, he's here."
The Echidna hands the phone to Elroy.
"It's for you."
Elroy puts his ear up to the phone.
"Hello? Is this elroy? You hung up on me earlier."
"Who is this?"
"I'm the person who called before. I really do like 'The Jetsons' TV show."
"Oh. I'm still not in that show. Who is this, anyway?"
"I'm Marina Myuu."
"Oh. Hi, Marina."
"Purity said you were having some sort of party tommorrow."
"Oh, yes. My graduation party. It starts at 3:30."
"Great. I'll be there."
"Okay. Thanks for coming!"
"*giggle* No problem."
Elroy hangs up the phone.
"That was Marina Myuu."
"I know," replies Ech.
"So tell me Purity's favorite Pokémon already!"
"Okay. Her favorite Pokémon is..."
"Yes?"
"Hold on. I'm pausing for dramatic effect."
"HURRY UP, FOOL!"
"Okay. Her favorite Pokémon is Charizard."
~end of chapter~

"What?"
"Purity's favorite Pokémon is Charizard. You can't really catch them in the wild."
"You mean...like this Charizard?"
Elroy opens up Charizard's Pokéball and shows Charizard to The Echidna.
"Yep. Exactly like that one."
"Oh."
"Wait...you're not actually going to give her *your* Charizard, are you?
".....Planning on it."
"Wow. That's amazing. I can't wait to see that."
"What do you mean by that?"
"You said Purity could bring one guest to your party. She invited me along."
"Darn." Elroy says under his breath.
"What did you say?"
"I said....dawn. I'm going to start setting up my party at dawn."
"Wow. What a trooper."
"Right. I gotta go now. Charizard, return!"
Elroy runs out to Angrydumon and jumps onto its back.
"Let's go home."

AT ELROY'S HOME...AGAIN...

Elroy and Angrydumon are talking.
"I didn't know he was coming!"
"Then why did you say she could bring one guest?"
"I thought she would bring Ryle."
"Did you invite Ryle?"
"...yes, but that's beside the point."
"I wonder who Ryle is coming with?"
"LET'S STOP TALKING ABOUT RYLE AND START TALKING ABOUT ME!"
"Yeesh. Sorry."
"Anyway, how the heck am I going to give Charizard to Purity? Ech better not spoil it."
"I wonder what Ryle will bring you as a gift?"
"What is your obsession with Ryle?"
"What do you mean? I was talking about you, sort of."
"Never mind."
"You should be thinking about what you're going to give Marina Myuu."
"What are you talking about?"
"Well, don't you kind of like her?"
"What the he--"
"Come on, you like her a little!"
"Well, may--"
"Don't tell me you never thought of th--"
"THAT'S ENOUGH! STOP TOYING WITH ME!"
"You have a short fuse today, huh?"
"Okay. Yes, I like her a little. but I don't have any more time to do anything about it."
"Oh. Okay. Yeesh."
"Now, about this party..."

THE NEXT DAY, AT DAWN...

"I can't believe you woke me up this early to help you, Elroy."
"That's because I didn't. You woke up on your own. You're not even of much help! You don't have any arms."
"Stop yer whining. The party's going to start soon."
"It starts in 10 hours. That's not soon."
"Shut up and set that table."
Elroy starts setting the table.
"This is going to be a fun party."

LATER, AROUND 3:00 PM...

"I can't believe it took 9 and a half hours to set up this party."
"Shut up. The people are coming now."
A limo drives up to Elroy's house.
Echidna and Purity exit, arm in arm, with a gift-wrapped box in each empty arm.
The limo drives away.
Another limo pulls up. This time, Ryle exits. He is carrying a battered answering machine in
one hand, and a gift in the other.
The limo drives away.
A big bus drives up.
All of the PA! groupies exit.
They are all carrying presents.
"That's weird. I didn't invite all these people."
"Hey wait," says Angrydumon, "that's Ryle's answering machine! He's going to kill me!"
"Darn right, I am."
~end of chapter~

~CHAPTER 6~

Ryle's answering machine is chasing Angrydumon around.
"Get away from me, you piece of metal! With buttons! And a tape inside!"
"You would've left me to die, foolish rare Pokémon!"
"Erm..." says Elroy.
"What do you want?" they both answer.
"Could you tone down the chasing just a tad? The other guests are getting scared."
"Oh. Okay."
Another limo pulls up.
"How many limos are there, anyway?" says Elroy.
The door opens. Out steps Marnia Myuu. Her bodyguard, Mechachu, follows close behind.
Immediately, Ebisumaru, Fox the Sharkdog, Kakkaroto, and TenchiGoemon all crowd around Marina.
"You must be tired," says Kakkaroto, "because you've been running through my mind all day."
Mechachu snarls and aims his cannon at Kakkaroto.
"NO! There will be no deaths at this party." says Elroy.
Mechachu shoves away Kakkaroto and the rest of the crowd.
"Do you have any orange juice?" says Marina.
"why won't you drink the red punch?"
"Because it has artificial flavoring."
"Oh. I'll go get some."
Elroy runs into his house and grabs a jug of Orange Juice.
Elroy puts the giant jug onto the table next to the punchbowl.
"There you go. Orange juice."
Elroy pours some Orange Juice into a paper cup. He also pours some into a mug.
"Here's OJ for you, Marina." He hands the cup to Marina.
"And here's some for you, Mechachu." He places the mug in Mechachu's hands.
The crowd begins to form around Marina again, and Mechachu taps his cannon.
The crowd disperses.
In the meantime, Purity and Ech are having a discussion.
"I think we made out pretty well with our 'Force of Evil Charity Bake Sale', don't you?" asks Purity.
"that's right. Where do we stand now?"
"A couple of bucks away from the goal."
"That's good."
Angrydumon whispers to Elroy.
"You're not gonna like this...but Purity and Ech made out at your party."
"They did what?"
"That's what they said. Right where they're standing. Just a couple of bucks from the punchbowl."
"Bucks?"
"You heard me right!"
Suddenly, Jolt runs up to Elroy.
"Quick, Elroy! Mechachu just tripped TenchiGoemon!"
"What for?"
"He made a stupid and obscene pick-up line."
"Serves him right."
"Well? Are you coming?"
"To what?"
"I...don't know."
"erm...right..."
Elroy looks around for Purity. He sees her standing by the punchbowl.
"I gotta go tell Purity something."
Elroy looks at his watch. It's 3:45.
He runs over to Purity.
"Can I..talk to you for a minute?"
"Sure. I can give you your gift then."
Elroy takes Purity aside.
"Ummm...purity...I got you something."
"You did what?"
"I got you a present. Better to give than recieve, right?"
"I suppose..."
"Well, here it is. Hope you like it."
Elroy hands the Pokéball to Purity.
Purity opens the Pokéball.
"Oh....my....it's Charizard! I love charizard! Thanks!"
Purity kisses Elroy on the cheek.
Elroy's eyes get big. He freezes in place.
"Oh, before I forget, here's your present. Don't open it yet, though."
She hands a small package to Elroy.
"Thank...............you........Purity."
"No problem." Purity walks away.
Elroy looks around to see that nobody is looking.
"Yesssss!" he says to himself.
He glances at his watch. 4:00.
Suddenly, the ground shakes.
"What's that?"
~end of chapter~

Elroy's Quest 2: Evil Wills

~CHAPTER 1~
Elroy looks around to see where the rumble came from.
"Oh my gosh," he says, "It's a giant..."
Suddenly, a spacecraft appears above Elroy. A man peeks his head out.
"WHERE IS THE CHOSEN ONE?"
"What the heck are you talking about?"
"There are two Chosen Ones, they shall save the world!"
"Oh! Who are they?"
"The first is Billy..."
"Hey cool, I know him."
"...and the second is Purity!"
Elroy looks shocked.
"P-purity? Really? I'll go get her."
Elroy walks over to purity.
"There's some guy over there in a spaceship saying that you're going to save the world, because you're the 'Chosen One'."
"Really now?" says Purity.
"Yep. You should go see what he wants."
Elroy and Purity walk over to the spaceship.
Suddenly, the man shoots a beam at Purity, and she vanishes!
"Hey! That's not nice, mr....what the heck is your name?"
"My name...is Lawrence IV!!!!"
"Wow! Really?"
"Shut up! You're supposed to be angry!"
"Oh, right. *ahem* GIVE BACK PURITY OR I'LL SNAP YOUR NECK IN TWO!"
"Never! They shall not save this pathetic planet! BWAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hey, earth ain't too bad..."
Suddenly, Mechachu runs over and shoots a microchip at the ship. It sticks to the edge.
The ship flies off into space.
Elroy looks at Mechachu.
"What'd you do that for?"
"It's a tracking device."
"We can't track him! He's in a spaceship!"
"But we can break into FoE Headquarters and steal one of those."
"You guys have spaceships?"
"But of course."
The Echidna runs up to Elroy.
"Who took Purity? We have to save her!"
"Mechachu planted a tracking bug on Lawrence IV's ship. We're going to take an FoE one."
"Okay."
Marina comes running up to Mechachu.
"Are you okay?"
Marina pets Mechachu.
"I'm fine. But we need to take an FoE spaceship to save Purity from the evil Lawrence IV."
"Can I come?"
"Sure."

AT FOE HQ...

...IN A SPACESHIP...

...WITH ECH AT THE STEERING WHEEL...

...AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE PASSENGER SECTOR...

"Okay, Mechachu," says Echidna, "show us the way."
"Hey! Get me outta this Cargo Hold!" says Elroy.
The ship blasts off.
~end of chapter~