Suddenly Space Ghost swooshes in.
[SG] Well, well, the Kitsunan thinks he's hot stuff, eh? Well eat spank ray, mister!!
Unfortunately, due to Space Ghost's poor aim, he misses Ryle completely and hits Ms. Fonotenor..
[Dune and Ryle] AW CRAP!!! They both run out of here as Ms. Fonotenor--brandishing her umbrella--persues Space Ghost to give him a thrashing he'll never forget.
[Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot appear.]
[Tom and Crow] We're in charge! We're in charge!
[Ryle returns] Oh, yeah! Kick the robots!!
[Tom and Crow] Don't kick the robots...
[R] Kick the robots!! Kicks Tom and Crow into Kyle's Mom's window.
[KMom] What, what, what? Oh so it's you two again.. Tom! Crow! That's the fifth window you've broken this week! Bad Robots!
Be with us next time when you'll hear Ike say:
[Ike] De Truth's out dere....
Thank you and good night...
Ike enters. What else is he gonna do?
[Ike] De truth's out dere...
Ryle barges in, staring accusingly at Ike.
[Ryle] The truth?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!
Without warning, Washu barges in afterwards with a futuristic-looking hat.
[Washu] Yes, tired of not being able to handle the truth? Well now you can with [points to invention] WASHU'S WONDERAMA TRUTH HANDLISATION CAP Here [slaps the hat on Ike] let me demonstrate.
Washu activates the W2TH cap, Ike's eyes turn multicoloured as the invention glows and bleeps..
[Ike] (intoxicated) Oh..Woooowww
[Ryle] (concerned) Uh, Washu, is that thing safe? Ike looks like he's trippin... Big Time
[Washu] Of course, it's safe, Ryle the W2TH cap puts its owner into a perfectly alpha-rhythmic state, allowing it to handle any truth thrown at him or her. Watch...hey, Ike...
[Ike] Oh, maaaaan, I'm totally twwwippinnn...
[Washu] That's nice. Ike, the government today uncovered the truth behind the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus, they're actually involved in a corporate plot to enslave the planet through Earth's children..
[Ryle] (incredulously staring at Washu) What?
[Ike] Dat's tootallly cooolll..
[R] Washu, how can you say that? Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny aren't involved in some corporate plot! That's like saying Ike's a genius like Albert Einstein..
Without warning, Ike changes from mellow to incredibly hostile.
[Ike] (lunging at Ryle) YOU [censored], I KILL YOU!!!
Washu removes the W2TH just as Ike brushes past her send him back to normal...
[Ike] (holding his head) Ohhh..see fire in de sky....
[W] That's the only drawback with the W2TH, it lets the wearer handle truths, but it won't let 'em cope with falsehoods. Oh, well
This has been a test of the What Th' H*** was That? If it had been an actual story, your head would've exploded... C'est la vie...
on to #2....
[Jessie and James enter]: We'd like to tell you a story...
[Jess] Once upon a time there was an enchanted prince that ruled the land of the mystical Pokémon. One day he noticed a spot on his face. Foolishly the prince ignored it...
[James] And regrettfully perished to halitosis... halitosis?! hmm..oh, anyway the spot was in fact a Grimer in disguise which flourished and evolved into a Muk
[Jess] And the Muk went out to seek its fortune..
We see the Muk traveling to the city where he hears a familiar-sinister voice..
[Montgomery C. Burns] How dare Echidna refuse me, Montgomery C. Burns, from joinin' FoE, I'm more cunning and evil than all of them put together! OOhh..mutter..mutter..blah..blah..I'll get them all, I'll even get you my Purity, and your little Ryle, too...
Suddenly Muk pounces on Burns...
[M] MUKKKK!!!
[MCB] Hmmph...hmmph... (Burns is now paralysed. Homer Simpson enters from behind.)
[HS] Wah HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!
Sensing Homer's ridicule, the Muk abandons Burns and attacks Homer.
[M] MUKKKK!!!
Hits Homer.
[HS] D'OH!!!
Burns continues rambling on about getting FoE while the Muk then ventures forth on its quest.
[Slappy Squirrel] Well, that was pointless..
WE INTERRUPT THIS SKETCH TO BRING YOU SOMETHING EXCITING...
[Stan] Dude, my Snorlax fell out of its chair an onto Kenny! Kenny?
We see Snorlax on top of Kenny's arms and feet, with a pool of (red stuff).
[Kyle] OMG! Snolax Killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD!!
WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR SKETCH ALREADY IN PROGRESS..
[jess] And that's how Muk prevented the evil space Burmese Cat from invading Earth...
[James] What an excellent story, Jessie. [Jess] Why thank you, James..
Space Ghost appears.
[SG] Yes, Jessie and James do tell good stories. Too bad they
belong to Team Rocket...
[J & J] Huh? What?
[SG] Because I have to toast their onions now...nothing personal, guys, just doin' my job.
Space Ghost hits Jessie and James with his Laser Blast..
[Dunestar] Geez, Space Ghost, why don'cha just blow up the whole forum, eh?
[Purity] Don't give him any ideas, Dunestar...PA! Forums still hasn't recovered from his skirmish (is that evn a REAL word?) about the Fake Card he came up with "Mr. Poopy Ray."