BEACH PARTY!!!! YEAH!!!

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[Dunestar] Here I am selling my Frostee Brews, hmm, it's hot today...

[Ryle] Hey, man, watcha selling?

[D] Frostee Brews, my latest creation....want some...

[R]....

[D] They're safe for human consumption, Ryle...

[R] But I'm a Kitsunan, Dune-Baby.

[D] (raising eyebrow at Ryle's remark) Whatever...look I'll prove it..here comes someone now.

[Mr. Hands and Mr. Bill walk by..]

[Mr. Hands] Hey, look, Mr. Bill, Mr. Dunestar has opened up a new stand..hmm..Frostee Brews...sound s yummy...

[Mr. Bill] Gee, Mr. Hands, I don't know, Mr. Dunestar makes some strange stuff...and..

[Mr. H] No he doesn't, we'll have one please. (Dunestar hands FB to Mr. Hands, who gives it to Mr. Bill)

[Mr. B] Oh, no, Mr. Hands, Mr. Dunestar's put something in it, something...

[Mr. H] Oh don't be a sissy, Mr. Bill! (shoves the FB into Mr. Bill's mouth. Strange reaction occurs.)

[Mr. B] Eeep...oppp...ork...Ah-ah...

[Ryle] If he says "I love you.", I will definitely kick his [posterior]...What?! Stupid [smeggin'] censormat!

[Mr. Bill suddenly transforms into a strange, grostesque monster, Mr. Llib]

[Mr. L] Argh! Who gave me dat stuff...Yeargh!

[Ryle and Mr. Hands are stunned, while Dunestar seems perplexed.]

[D] So that's what happens when you add Powdered Batwing Extract...hmmm...gotta remember that.

[R] WHAT?!?

[Mr. L] Kill Missteer Hahnds!

[Mr. H] Huh? Oh, noooo! [Mr. Hands runs in terror as Mr. Llib monsterously chases him around the beach]

[Purity (observing the scene)] Hiya, Dune. Used Powdered Batwing Extract again, didn't you?

[Dunestar] Yes, I did. Surprising, actually...

[R] Why, cause that stuff unleashed a monster upon an unsuspecting beach?

[D] No, cause that Extract I used was over 90 years old...

[Ryle turns green and runs off. Purity gives Dunestar a weird expression.]

[Purity] And you wonder why no one invites you to their beach parties.

[D] Hey, Thurman [squid-tentacle pet], followed me! I can't help it if he liked Echidna, and Hackman...

[P] Oh, well, at least Mr. Bill's getting the revenge that he so rightly deserves I guess. Oh, give me some of those Frosty Brews..

[D] (Hands her two) Didn't know you liked these, Pure.

[P] I don't. But these babies give my car great gas mileage! 200 to zero in 5.2 seconds!

[Phyllis Diller appears for no reason.]

[PD] Yes, dear, Waha ha ha! The oil companies are bitterly jealous of Duney here!

[Ryle returns.]

[PD] Ryle, Baby!

[R] AAAAAH! [Both run off a la Roadrunner fashion]

[Dunestar] And you said going to Galveston would be boring...